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Funky fresh on the microphone |
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Too $hortToo $hort |
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See, I'm fresh like always, |
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I'm comin' at you |
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And you know |
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I won't stop till |
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I'm through |
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So get on it, now is the time |
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Too $hort, baby's gonna spit that rhyme |
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At you 'cause |
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I'm jammin', so check me |
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I play the music, even made the beat' |
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Cause I'm the most rappin', most rhymin' |
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Rollin' in a drop-top straight high-sidin' |
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On you, boy, |
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I'm poppin' the most |
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I come from |
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Oakland, don't play me close' |
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Cause I'm a player, love to play this game |
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I get funky out here, pumpin' the name |
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Too $hort, the one and only, |
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I just rock it |
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Fat bankrolls in my pocket |
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Call me 'The |
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Dirty Rapper', |
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I'll say, "Sure" |
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But I'm a young black entrepreneur |
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I'm an MC, right? |
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I own a company too |
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Programmed the drums and made the groove |
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So when you look in my face, you see a wealthy man |
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I hope it's not hard for you to understand |
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I'm the businessman, it's not the same |
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I'm treated like a dope dealer runnin' the game |
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And you wonder why |
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I can't get no peace |
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I'm makin' more than the chief of police, |
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I'mToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortNow that |
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I've established one fact |
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I came here to rap |
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You got a choice to make about me |
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Can I get busy, are my raps too weak? |
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Boy, you're too grown, don't say |
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I'm borin' |
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Just because you know |
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I come from |
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California |
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Where many rappers get no respect |
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I'm at home in a tape deck |
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I get played and played until it's all played out |
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Sucker MC's come to my house |
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They want a contract, get signed up |
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But like toys they need a good wind-up |
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Then the other suckers, sayin' no names |
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Rap on the mic and use |
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New York slang |
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Even though we don't talk like that out here |
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The point |
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I'm tryina make comes out so clear |
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You want paper or plastic, |
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Visa or cash? |
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You wanna burn rubber, gonna step on the gas |
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Now nip, dip, roll the strip |
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Gonna take your mind on a serious tip |
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Like always |
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I made the beat funky |
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I keep your head bouncin' like a dope fiend junkie |
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I got to say it before |
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I breakI never rap fake 'cause |
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I'mToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortSee, |
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I'm fresh like always, no sweat |
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It's time to jump back in the mix and get |
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On it, now is the time |
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Too $hort, baby's gonna spit that rhyme |
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I sell records everyday |
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And still |
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I get no radio play |
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I got homies, they love my beat |
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So you hear me all over the streets |
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A tape rhymes with bass, |
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I make it deep |
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The kinda tape you'll always keep |
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So if you lose it, you're not my mama's son |
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It ain't free, go and buy another one |
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Like a costume party on |
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HalloweenM |
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C's pop up on the scene |
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So you made a record, |
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I saw your poster |
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I'm still harder than you, boy, look closer |
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Won't say who's best, |
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I just tell you the truth |
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You're not makin' money, so it couldn't be you |
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So if that leaves me, |
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Too $hort, baby |
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I keep it in tune like do-re-mi |
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With a strict rap tempo, bassline simple |
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Take that, it's a |
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Too $hort rap |
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It's on you, boy, |
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I'm poppin' the most |
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I come from |
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Oakland, don't play me close' |
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Cause I'mToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortTell you, nobody does it better than |
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Too $hortI take a limousine to the airport |
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Fly first class, never ever last' |
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Cause a brother like me, |
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I pay cash |
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Twinkle, twinkle, star in the night |
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Don't look now but |
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I'm shinin' bright |
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I know you wanna hear my triple x |
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Foul language, girls and sex |
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Well, I'm gonna tell you 'bout livin' the life |
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Stayin' in school and not smokin' the pipe |
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It's hard to be a rich man, don't you know? |
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When you drop out of school and start smokin' dope |
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It goes D |
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U M BYou're lookin' for some |
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D?Then start tweakin', it's goin' on |
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You don't like it? |
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Well, play another song |
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I got rhymes, you wanna hear? |
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I sing 'em every day of the year |
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You try to get it, you think you got it |
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I hope you like it 'cause you sure can't stop it |
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This rap is so funky fresh |
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Too $hort, baby, in the flesh |
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And if you ever say |
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I'm through |
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So what? I'm makin' more than you 'cause |
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I'mToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortNobody does it better |
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Too $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hortToo $hort, |
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Too $hort |
