作词 : Shaw, Shorty B. | |
H-e-a-d, | |
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p | |
You're just a big freak, you better not complain, | |
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name. | |
If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing | |
I'll pick up the phone and call janine. | |
If i call marie, i know for a fact | |
I'm gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac | |
I met this freak named naomi | |
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies. | |
She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki | |
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. | |
She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with tina | |
Tina, tina, the sperm cleana. | |
I took her to my house and told her strip | |
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits. | |
I said, "bitch!!! do what you want | |
Cause this true blue mack won't even front". | |
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum | |
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none | |
I'm too $hort baby couldn't be no punk | |
I'm trying to get freaky cause i love the funk | |
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one, | |
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun. | |
I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. | |
It's the california lifestyle that i live. | |
My name is short, my game is long | |
I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
I know this girl named annette | |
Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick | |
Hella freaky...won't say no for shit | |
You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch. | |
I know another freak her name's joanne | |
I always get the pussy cuz i know i can | |
Finest bitch around, ain't got no man | |
Everytime she cross my mind i go fuck her again. | |
She's like another bitch named christine | |
Bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor | |
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb | |
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth | |
You know i did all that shit | |
She got my number, if she beep me, i'm gonna call that bitch, | |
And go dig in them guts like a gardener, | |
If she starts screamin', i'm gonna fuck the bitch harder. | |
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales | |
These are the tales i tell so well | |
You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell | |
Cuz sahort dogg's on the mike tellin' cocktails. | |
I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy, | |
Fucking m.c.'s cause she's so nasty, | |
See her backstage trying to throw that ass, | |
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy | |
You can't stop the bitch | |
Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the bitch | |
My name is short my game is long | |
I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
I know another girl named stephanie | |
Do anything she can to have sex with me | |
She really don't bring out the best in me | |
But i love her fine ass laying next to me. | |
She's like another freak named nicole | |
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold | |
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties | |
I fucked her so good she told her friend named angie. | |
Angie called me up about two weeks later | |
Talking some shit about do me player | |
So i did her just like tamara, | |
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. | |
Next they told a girl named rocquelle | |
Got my skin all under her fingernails | |
She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit | |
That was way back now i can't find the bitch | |
But if i do, i'll probably do the same again | |
Break the bitch for everything cuz i came to pimp. | |
I'm too short baby, i don't stop mackin | |
I grab the microphone and i don't stop rappin | |
You can bet your life as i spit these raps | |
I'll be fucking em' up like that...bitch. | |
I know another trick her name was shery, | |
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married | |
Pussy so good and i do mean very... | |
Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy. | |
I'm short dogg ain't nothing nice | |
You ever make me mad and i'll fuck your wife | |
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick. | |
I guess i'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch | |
Like my other little tramp named erika | |
Anywhere i want to fuck that's where i fuck | |
Cuz she's the freakiest bitch in america | |
Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up.... | |
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales | |
These are the tales that i tell so well | |
You don't like my dirty raps you can go to hell | |
Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!! |
zuo ci : Shaw, Shorty B. | |
Head, | |
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p | |
You' re just a big freak, you better not complain, | |
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name. | |
If you a fake bitch, ain' t no thing | |
I' ll pick up the phone and call janine. | |
If i call marie, i know for a fact | |
I' m gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac | |
I met this freak named naomi | |
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies. | |
She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki | |
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. | |
She was fine as fuck, but can' t fuck with tina | |
Tina, tina, the sperm cleana. | |
I took her to my house and told her strip | |
Baby got freakystarted doing the splits. | |
I said, " bitch!!! do what you want | |
Cause this true blue mack won' t even front". | |
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum | |
Pussy so tight, it wouldn' t give me none | |
I' m too hort baby couldn' t be no punk | |
I' m trying to get freaky cause i love the funk | |
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one, | |
I didn' t fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun. | |
I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. | |
It' s the california lifestyle that i live. | |
My name is short, my game is long | |
I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
I know this girl named annette | |
Get her all alone and she' ll suck your dick | |
Hella freaky... won' t say no for shit | |
You and her all alone, nigga that' s your bitch. | |
I know another freak her name' s joanne | |
I always get the pussy cuz i know i can | |
Finest bitch around, ain' t got no man | |
Everytime she cross my mind i go fuck her again. | |
She' s like another bitch named christine | |
Bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor | |
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb | |
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth | |
You know i did all that shit | |
She got my number, if she beep me, i' m gonna call that bitch, | |
And go dig in them guts like a gardener, | |
If she starts screamin', i' m gonna fuck the bitch harder. | |
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales | |
These are the tales i tell so well | |
You don' t like my dirty rap you can go to hell | |
Cuz sahort dogg' s on the mike tellin' cocktails. | |
I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy, | |
Fucking m. c.' s cause she' s so nasty, | |
See her backstage trying to throw that ass, | |
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy | |
You can' t stop the bitch | |
Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the bitch | |
My name is short my game is long | |
I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
I know another girl named stephanie | |
Do anything she can to have sex with me | |
She really don' t bring out the best in me | |
But i love her fine ass laying next to me. | |
She' s like another freak named nicole | |
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold | |
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties | |
I fucked her so good she told her friend named angie. | |
Angie called me up about two weeks later | |
Talking some shit about do me player | |
So i did her just like tamara, | |
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. | |
Next they told a girl named rocquelle | |
Got my skin all under her fingernails | |
She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit | |
That was way back now i can' t find the bitch | |
But if i do, i' ll probably do the same again | |
Break the bitch for everything cuz i came to pimp. | |
I' m too short baby, i don' t stop mackin | |
I grab the microphone and i don' t stop rappin | |
You can bet your life as i spit these raps | |
I' ll be fucking em' up like that... bitch. | |
I know another trick her name was shery, | |
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married | |
Pussy so good and i do mean very... | |
Sometimes it' s shaved and sometimes it' s hairy. | |
I' m short dogg ain' t nothing nice | |
You ever make me mad and i' ll fuck your wife | |
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick. | |
I guess i' ll pull it out and just cum on your bitch | |
Like my other little tramp named erika | |
Anywhere i want to fuck that' s where i fuck | |
Cuz she' s the freakiest bitch in america | |
Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up.... | |
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales | |
These are the tales that i tell so well | |
You don' t like my dirty raps you can go to hell | |
Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!! |
zuò cí : Shaw, Shorty B. | |
Head, | |
All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that p | |
You' re just a big freak, you better not complain, | |
When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name. | |
If you a fake bitch, ain' t no thing | |
I' ll pick up the phone and call janine. | |
If i call marie, i know for a fact | |
I' m gettin fucked in my drop top cadillac | |
I met this freak named naomi | |
Straight dick sucker worked me and my homies. | |
She had a girlfriend, her name was vicki | |
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick. | |
She was fine as fuck, but can' t fuck with tina | |
Tina, tina, the sperm cleana. | |
I took her to my house and told her strip | |
Baby got freakystarted doing the splits. | |
I said, " bitch!!! do what you want | |
Cause this true blue mack won' t even front". | |
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum | |
Pussy so tight, it wouldn' t give me none | |
I' m too hort baby couldn' t be no punk | |
I' m trying to get freaky cause i love the funk | |
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one, | |
I didn' t fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun. | |
I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. | |
It' s the california lifestyle that i live. | |
My name is short, my game is long | |
I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
I know this girl named annette | |
Get her all alone and she' ll suck your dick | |
Hella freaky... won' t say no for shit | |
You and her all alone, nigga that' s your bitch. | |
I know another freak her name' s joanne | |
I always get the pussy cuz i know i can | |
Finest bitch around, ain' t got no man | |
Everytime she cross my mind i go fuck her again. | |
She' s like another bitch named christine | |
Bitch so dumb, i named her misdemeanor | |
Cuz it had to be a crime to be that dumb | |
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth | |
You know i did all that shit | |
She got my number, if she beep me, i' m gonna call that bitch, | |
And go dig in them guts like a gardener, | |
If she starts screamin', i' m gonna fuck the bitch harder. | |
Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales | |
These are the tales i tell so well | |
You don' t like my dirty rap you can go to hell | |
Cuz sahort dogg' s on the mike tellin' cocktails. | |
I meet the groupies, hookers like kathy, | |
Fucking m. c.' s cause she' s so nasty, | |
See her backstage trying to throw that ass, | |
She just like the freaks and she had to pass me that pussy | |
You can' t stop the bitch | |
Let her roll on my rolls then i drop the bitch | |
My name is short my game is long | |
I freak these hoes and sing these songs. | |
I know another girl named stephanie | |
Do anything she can to have sex with me | |
She really don' t bring out the best in me | |
But i love her fine ass laying next to me. | |
She' s like another freak named nicole | |
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold | |
I took her to my house, she gave me the panties | |
I fucked her so good she told her friend named angie. | |
Angie called me up about two weeks later | |
Talking some shit about do me player | |
So i did her just like tamara, | |
Taking naked pictures with my poloroid camera. | |
Next they told a girl named rocquelle | |
Got my skin all under her fingernails | |
She was diggin in my back while i grind the shit | |
That was way back now i can' t find the bitch | |
But if i do, i' ll probably do the same again | |
Break the bitch for everything cuz i came to pimp. | |
I' m too short baby, i don' t stop mackin | |
I grab the microphone and i don' t stop rappin | |
You can bet your life as i spit these raps | |
I' ll be fucking em' up like that... bitch. | |
I know another trick her name was shery, | |
I had to cut her loose cuz she wanted to get married | |
Pussy so good and i do mean very... | |
Sometimes it' s shaved and sometimes it' s hairy. | |
I' m short dogg ain' t nothing nice | |
You ever make me mad and i' ll fuck your wife | |
Have fun with your bitch and have her sprung on my dick. | |
I guess i' ll pull it out and just cum on your bitch | |
Like my other little tramp named erika | |
Anywhere i want to fuck that' s where i fuck | |
Cuz she' s the freakiest bitch in america | |
Everytime i get the pussy i just tear it up.... | |
Cuz these are the tales the freaky tales | |
These are the tales that i tell so well | |
You don' t like my dirty raps you can go to hell | |
Cuz short dogg is on the mike telling cocktales!!!!!!!!! |