| Song | More Freaky Tales |
| Artist | Too Short |
| Album | Can't Stay Away |
| 作词 : Mike D, Too Short | |
| BEYOTCHShort | |
| Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shit | |
| These are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| For fifteen years | |
| I've been a real player | |
| So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah | |
| I met this girl in | |
| AtlantaShe let a nigga fuck but | |
| I still can't stand her | |
| The pussy wasn't good | |
| I said "What's up bitch?I'm tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?" | |
| She said "No", but she had another friend | |
| So I switched like a real pimp | |
| Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth | |
| I said "BeyotchWhat you talkin' 'bout?" | |
| She mumbled something, | |
| I don't know what she said | |
| Smoking on a joint gettin some bomb-ass head | |
| Bitch said her name was | |
| TheresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizza | |
| In the A-T- | |
| L where the grass is greener | |
| I fucked Nina, | |
| Melina, Sabrina and | |
| TinaWhen I first moved out there, | |
| I met Holly | |
| Five-foot one with a bad ass body | |
| Freaky little bitch she was a | |
| GeminiShe used to stand up and say "Shoot it in my eye!" | |
| I met another girl went to | |
| Spellman College | |
| Every day after school | |
| I aquired the knowledge | |
| I took her to my house so | |
| I could get some | |
| I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum | |
| She was hella limber, said her name was | |
| AmberShe wouldn't stop screaming, that's all | |
| I remember | |
| I had another freak, her name was | |
| WendyWhen | |
| I first met the bitch she said "Please don't pimp me!" | |
| I did it anyway | |
| I'm coming straight from | |
| Oakland, C- | |
| AAin't no other way, like my girl | |
| ShanteShe lives in | |
| Atlanta, but she comes from the | |
| BayLet me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp | |
| Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp | |
| You know I can't forget about the strippers | |
| Cinderella with the glass slipper | |
| Top down in the | |
| Benz ain't spendin' no ends | |
| Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends | |
| It's like | |
| Lotto, you get a quick pick | |
| Bitches said they heard | |
| I had a big dick | |
| So I showed it to 'em, only took one second | |
| Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked | |
| These are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| For fifteen years | |
| I've been a real player | |
| So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah | |
| I know another bitch, her name is | |
| TerriI lied to the bitch "It's about time I get married" | |
| I couldn't see me pimpin' her | |
| So I fucked her next door neighbor, | |
| JenniferShe had two roommates, | |
| Cindy and | |
| AmyTerri caught me creepin' and said "Nigga don't play me!" | |
| But them hoes liked to freak | |
| I used to send 'em new niggas every other week | |
| I never would tell you all the hoes | |
| I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit | |
| I made upI change the name so | |
| I can rhyme and shit | |
| So if it's you, you know the time bitch | |
| I spent the night with | |
| Monique in between the sheets | |
| It was her, her girlfriend | |
| April and me | |
| I do it on the regular, two at a time | |
| Call it what you want | |
| I be a fool wit' mine | |
| Like them | |
| Texas niggas, | |
| I never would change | |
| Like my niggas up in | |
| Cleveland spit the good game | |
| These hoes recognize when | |
| I come in the door | |
| I ain't trickin bitch, so what you want me for? | |
| Like Natalie, swearin' up and down | |
| I had to be the one | |
| Bitch lets have some fun | |
| I fucked her, you thought | |
| I didn'tShort | |
| Dog's in the house and | |
| I keep on pimpin' | |
| So then I fucked the twins, | |
| Sharon and | |
| KarenWent straight for the panties, but they wasn't wearin 'em | |
| Don't ask me who | |
| I fucked first, it ain't my fault | |
| In the end, | |
| I still got the same results | |
| These are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| For fifteen years | |
| I've been a real player | |
| So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah | |
| Hell yeah, | |
| I never would forget | |
| CharleneWe was layin real close like two sardines | |
| Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit | |
| Next thing | |
| I know she started kissin' my dick | |
| You know the rest, before she left | |
| I paged Mia | |
| I told her "I got a new freak over here" | |
| She rushed over, | |
| I left and when | |
| I came back | |
| Them hoes was lickin' cats | |
| They call me "Short" when | |
| I'm pimpin', "Dog" when | |
| I'm mackin' | |
| Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin' | |
| She wants to be my love slave, | |
| I need some bug spray | |
| To keep these hoes away | |
| I never would tell you all the hoes | |
| I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit | |
| I made upI change the name so | |
| I can rhyme and shit | |
| So if it's you, you know the time bitch | |
| These are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| For fifteen years | |
| I've been a real player | |
| So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah (hell yeah) | |
| BeyotchAnd it don't stop | |
| Old school | |
| Short DogStill spittin' it | |
| Still gettin' it | |
| Gettin' that money | |
| Eastside baby, | |
| OaklandYou ain't knowin? | |
| Beyotch |
| zuò cí : Mike D, Too Short | |
| BEYOTCHShort | |
| Dog' s in the house, once again with this pimp shit | |
| These are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| For fifteen years | |
| I' ve been a real player | |
| So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah | |
| I met this girl in | |
| AtlantaShe let a nigga fuck but | |
| I still can' t stand her | |
| The pussy wasn' t good | |
| I said " What' s up bitch? I' m tired of fuckin' can you suck dick?" | |
| She said " No", but she had another friend | |
| So I switched like a real pimp | |
| Laying on my back with my dick in her mouth | |
| I said " BeyotchWhat you talkin' ' bout?" | |
| She mumbled something, | |
| I don' t know what she said | |
| Smoking on a joint gettin some bombass head | |
| Bitch said her name was | |
| TheresaAll on my dick like cheese on pizza | |
| In the AT | |
| L where the grass is greener | |
| I fucked Nina, | |
| Melina, Sabrina and | |
| TinaWhen I first moved out there, | |
| I met Holly | |
| Fivefoot one with a bad ass body | |
| Freaky little bitch she was a | |
| GeminiShe used to stand up and say " Shoot it in my eye!" | |
| I met another girl went to | |
| Spellman College | |
| Every day after school | |
| I aquired the knowledge | |
| I took her to my house so | |
| I could get some | |
| I fucked her real good and made the bitch cum | |
| She was hella limber, said her name was | |
| AmberShe wouldn' t stop screaming, that' s all | |
| I remember | |
| I had another freak, her name was | |
| WendyWhen | |
| I first met the bitch she said " Please don' t pimp me!" | |
| I did it anyway | |
| I' m coming straight from | |
| Oakland, C | |
| AAin' t no other way, like my girl | |
| ShanteShe lives in | |
| Atlanta, but she comes from the | |
| BayLet me hit that hometown pussy on the strimp | |
| Look out for a nigga, treat me like a pimp | |
| You know I can' t forget about the strippers | |
| Cinderella with the glass slipper | |
| Top down in the | |
| Benz ain' t spendin' no ends | |
| Fat bag of indo, bring all your friends | |
| It' s like | |
| Lotto, you get a quick pick | |
| Bitches said they heard | |
| I had a big dick | |
| So I showed it to ' em, only took one second | |
| Dick rock hard, bitches gettin' nekked | |
| These are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| For fifteen years | |
| I' ve been a real player | |
| So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah | |
| I know another bitch, her name is | |
| TerriI lied to the bitch " It' s about time I get married" | |
| I couldn' t see me pimpin' her | |
| So I fucked her next door neighbor, | |
| JenniferShe had two roommates, | |
| Cindy and | |
| AmyTerri caught me creepin' and said " Nigga don' t play me!" | |
| But them hoes liked to freak | |
| I used to send ' em new niggas every other week | |
| I never would tell you all the hoes | |
| I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit | |
| I made upI change the name so | |
| I can rhyme and shit | |
| So if it' s you, you know the time bitch | |
| I spent the night with | |
| Monique in between the sheets | |
| It was her, her girlfriend | |
| April and me | |
| I do it on the regular, two at a time | |
| Call it what you want | |
| I be a fool wit' mine | |
| Like them | |
| Texas niggas, | |
| I never would change | |
| Like my niggas up in | |
| Cleveland spit the good game | |
| These hoes recognize when | |
| I come in the door | |
| I ain' t trickin bitch, so what you want me for? | |
| Like Natalie, swearin' up and down | |
| I had to be the one | |
| Bitch lets have some fun | |
| I fucked her, you thought | |
| I didn' tShort | |
| Dog' s in the house and | |
| I keep on pimpin' | |
| So then I fucked the twins, | |
| Sharon and | |
| KarenWent straight for the panties, but they wasn' t wearin ' em | |
| Don' t ask me who | |
| I fucked first, it ain' t my fault | |
| In the end, | |
| I still got the same results | |
| These are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| For fifteen years | |
| I' ve been a real player | |
| So if you wanna have sex say hell yeah | |
| Hell yeah, | |
| I never would forget | |
| CharleneWe was layin real close like two sardines | |
| Talkin', laughin', kissin' and shit | |
| Next thing | |
| I know she started kissin' my dick | |
| You know the rest, before she left | |
| I paged Mia | |
| I told her " I got a new freak over here" | |
| She rushed over, | |
| I left and when | |
| I came back | |
| Them hoes was lickin' cats | |
| They call me " Short" when | |
| I' m pimpin', " Dog" when | |
| I' m mackin' | |
| Gotta get the money, thats all thats happenin' | |
| She wants to be my love slave, | |
| I need some bug spray | |
| To keep these hoes away | |
| I never would tell you all the hoes | |
| I fuckedThese are the tales, some of this shit | |
| I made upI change the name so | |
| I can rhyme and shit | |
| So if it' s you, you know the time bitch | |
| These are the tales, the freaky tales | |
| These are the tales that | |
| I tell so well | |
| For fifteen years | |
| I' ve been a real player | |
| So if you wanna get fucked say hell yeah hell yeah | |
| BeyotchAnd it don' t stop | |
| Old school | |
| Short DogStill spittin' it | |
| Still gettin' it | |
| Gettin' that money | |
| Eastside baby, | |
| OaklandYou ain' t knowin? | |
| Beyotch |