| Song | Pimpandho.com |
| Artist | Too Short |
| Album | Married to the Game |
| 作词 : Mapp, Shaw | |
| It's almost ova ho | |
| She ain't no ho | |
| Check out somethin' on my computer real quick | |
| P-I-M-P-A- | |
| N-D-H-O dot com | |
| It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho [Too $hort:] | |
| It's 2004 | |
| Ain't no body go in the stores | |
| What for? | |
| When you got dot com whores | |
| My whole life is like girls gone wild | |
| Cuz this player keeps girls on file | |
| Just tell me what you liken | |
| Sit down at the keyboard and type in: | |
| P-I-M-P-A- | |
| N-D-H-O dot com | |
| And see the hoes | |
| It's time to log on baby | |
| Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby | |
| I ain't fake (I ain't fake) | |
| This site is all no-fiction | |
| Real pussy, real dick, real friction | |
| Convertin' programs wit these secret powers | |
| Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers | |
| I'm trynna bust this internet nut | |
| Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt | |
| Pimpandho.com [Chorus:] | |
| Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb | |
| Need a little game, you better log on | |
| Girls get naked | |
| Lickin' on my dog bone $hort | |
| Dog presents | |
| Pimpandho.com | |
| Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb | |
| Need a little game, you better log on | |
| Girls get naked | |
| Lickin' on my dog bone | |
| Lick it [Too $hort:] | |
| No need to go | |
| Got some weed to blow | |
| Got that Goodwill game to feed the po' | |
| I got bitches | |
| Don't ask what these are fo' | |
| Might learn a few things that you need to know (chill out) | |
| So kick back and watch the show $hort | |
| Dig on the mic | |
| Can't stop the flow (no, no) | |
| All the squares get out the do' | |
| If you ain't high enough yet | |
| You need to pop some mo' (stay high) | |
| And check out the player's site | |
| The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah | |
| You can download the pimp fashion | |
| Old School | |
| Too $hort wit the pimp classics | |
| One million hits in a days time (time) | |
| Women so fine they'll daze your mind | |
| We online (we online) | |
| The computer from the eight track | |
| Sellin' sex since way back | |
| It's Pimpandho.com [Chorus] [Talking:] | |
| Big Dez is on the beat | |
| Yea fo' show | |
| It's Pimpandho.com | |
| It's where you see the baddest bitches | |
| Doin' the freakiest shit $hort | |
| Dog style | |
| Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy | |
| Whitey Cracker | |
| My pimp partner | |
| K.B. up in this mutha fucka | |
| And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users | |
| I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn | |
| It's all good baby | |
| You can dial up if you want to | |
| As long as you enjoy the show | |
| It's Pipmpology, biatch | |
| Oh yeah, and it's all real baby | |
| None of those silicone, blonde, | |
| Barbie bitches | |
| Titties all crooked and shit | |
| Naw, naw, none of that | |
| You got a website player? | |
| What's yo address? | |
| You know? | |
| It's that old game baby | |
| It all started at the | |
| Player's Ball | |
| Don't miss the next party | |
| Cuz you might get lucky, biatch |
| zuò cí : Mapp, Shaw | |
| It' s almost ova ho | |
| She ain' t no ho | |
| Check out somethin' on my computer real quick | |
| PIMPA | |
| NDHO dot com | |
| It' s Pimpandho. com fo' sho Too hort: | |
| It' s 2004 | |
| Ain' t no body go in the stores | |
| What for? | |
| When you got dot com whores | |
| My whole life is like girls gone wild | |
| Cuz this player keeps girls on file | |
| Just tell me what you liken | |
| Sit down at the keyboard and type in: | |
| PIMPA | |
| NDHO dot com | |
| And see the hoes | |
| It' s time to log on baby | |
| Eat this dick up ' til it' s all gone baby | |
| I ain' t fake I ain' t fake | |
| This site is all nofiction | |
| Real pussy, real dick, real friction | |
| Convertin' programs wit these secret powers | |
| Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers | |
| I' m trynna bust this internet nut | |
| Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt | |
| Pimpandho. com Chorus: | |
| Me and DMoney keep smokin' that bomb | |
| Need a little game, you better log on | |
| Girls get naked | |
| Lickin' on my dog bone hort | |
| Dog presents | |
| Pimpandho. com | |
| Me and DMoney keep smokin' that bomb | |
| Need a little game, you better log on | |
| Girls get naked | |
| Lickin' on my dog bone | |
| Lick it Too hort: | |
| No need to go | |
| Got some weed to blow | |
| Got that Goodwill game to feed the po' | |
| I got bitches | |
| Don' t ask what these are fo' | |
| Might learn a few things that you need to know chill out | |
| So kick back and watch the show hort | |
| Dig on the mic | |
| Can' t stop the flow no, no | |
| All the squares get out the do' | |
| If you ain' t high enough yet | |
| You need to pop some mo' stay high | |
| And check out the player' s site | |
| The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah | |
| You can download the pimp fashion | |
| Old School | |
| Too hort wit the pimp classics | |
| One million hits in a days time time | |
| Women so fine they' ll daze your mind | |
| We online we online | |
| The computer from the eight track | |
| Sellin' sex since way back | |
| It' s Pimpandho. com Chorus Talking: | |
| Big Dez is on the beat | |
| Yea fo' show | |
| It' s Pimpandho. com | |
| It' s where you see the baddest bitches | |
| Doin' the freakiest shit hort | |
| Dog style | |
| Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy | |
| Whitey Cracker | |
| My pimp partner | |
| K. B. up in this mutha fucka | |
| And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users | |
| I know you ain' t wastin' no time to getting' to the porn | |
| It' s all good baby | |
| You can dial up if you want to | |
| As long as you enjoy the show | |
| It' s Pipmpology, biatch | |
| Oh yeah, and it' s all real baby | |
| None of those silicone, blonde, | |
| Barbie bitches | |
| Titties all crooked and shit | |
| Naw, naw, none of that | |
| You got a website player? | |
| What' s yo address? | |
| You know? | |
| It' s that old game baby | |
| It all started at the | |
| Player' s Ball | |
| Don' t miss the next party | |
| Cuz you might get lucky, biatch |