| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : 无 |
| [00:00.349] | 作词 : 鸣人koney/G_E_N |
| [00:01.48] | 世界杯进行中… |
| [00:10.86] | “啊！！我要跳楼！” |
| [00:15.56] | “卵楼，你还跳楼。你怎么不说你带飞机高头往下掉哦，天天看到你带朋友圈说你带天台，又蛮看到你往下跳。花个五十一百块赌个球搞滴腔你输了房子，车子一样。吃多了撑不过还是亲哪，一跳到黑腔尼玛死了姆骂滴！#%@￥%……” |
| [00:27.41] | Verse1:G_E_N |
| [00:28.16] | 我不管不管快要控制不住咯 |
| [00:29.25] | WOW 输咯 朋友圈转疯咯 |
| [00:31.32] | 都喊着要跳楼 |
| [00:32.65] | “带我一个！我也要跳” |
| [00:33.83] | 想起我的梅西心里一直在滴血 |
| [00:36.13] | 既然发生了兄弟姐妹一起信仰之跃 |
| [00:38.31] | 不就是看个跳楼参考 不停翻找 |
| [00:40.40] | 找到一个最合适的 大家一起组队比个攀高 |
| [00:42.60] | 我已经被朋友当即骂傻 |
| [00:45.80] | 哎哟 要跳那肯定就跳哈利法塔(目前世界最高楼) |
| [00:47.37] | 上来一看 沃日天内 好热闹噢 |
| [00:49.88] | “你先噻你先跳噻” 好客套噢 |
| [00:51.90] | 上头人山人海 老子龙头一摆 |
| [00:54.13] | “开头的肯定是我 让开让开都跟老子让开” |
| [00:56.65] | 我已经没救了 找不到能救我的解药 |
| [00:58.64] | 看我跳楼给我 一个帅气完美的写照 |
| [01:01.10] | 看朋友圈都在喊梅西梅西 |
| [01:03.40] | 但现在的结果是没戏没戏 |
| [01:05.66] | 那好 那现在我就自封跳楼王 |
| [01:07.78] | 不太忙都在旁 flag重任照样能够肩上扛 |
| [01:10.55] | 没错我的梦想就是自由飞翔 |
| [01:12.51] | 球都输了那就只有坠亡 |
| [01:15.00] | 那么现在就让我带领诸位将士 |
| [01:17.14] | 反正别人输球我也就变成僵尸 |
| [01:19.40] | 虽然我不认识他们还是国外的 |
| [01:21.76] | 但是我热爱着这些我是博爱的 |
| [01:24.27] | 不对啊我好像根本就没有买啊 |
| [01:26.45] | “我又不看足球的 反正也看不懂” |
| [01:28.63] | 今年买球的哥们基本任人宰杀 |
| [01:31.33] | “我不管不管 我就要跟大家瞎起哄” |
| [01:32.27] | HOOK1 |
| [01:33.50] | Ay 我是跳楼之王 |
| [01:35.64] | 我的梦想是成为一匹飞翔的狼 |
| [01:38.22] | Ay 你是装逼之王 |
| [01:40.44] | 干什么都不中用就数吹牛最强x2 |
| [01:51.20] | Verse2:鸣人koney |
| [01:51.70] | 八百年不看足球的人都成了专家 |
| [01:53.69] | 反正哪里跟风这些人都要参加 |
| [01:56.45] | 都说自己输了钱，红了眼，绷着脸， |
| [01:58.72] | 哪里还有什么GP体育精神 |
| [02:00.39] | 好好的世界比赛硬是被你们玩成喜剧新闻 |
| [02:02.92] | 你要真那么多闲钱为何群发讨红包 |
| [02:05.26] | 脸皮厚到无极限装逼界独领着风骚 |
| [02:07.69] | 每天还是挤公交，做着老板的通告 |
| [02:10.11] | 你要安安静静赌个球 那个赌个球 |
| [02:13.23] | 这也要跳楼，那也要跳楼 |
| [02:15.78] | 听你说的这些话真的有点上头 |
| [02:18.28] | “呃..鸣人 我只是发个朋友圈开个玩笑你没必要这么当真” |
| [02:22.66] | “好的，那你能不能不要每天表现的像在发春” |
| [02:25.68] | 既然你们那么喜欢跟风我也跟风一把 |
| [02:27.27] | 你硬要对号入座 |
| [02:28.93] | 我也没办法 |
| [02:30.39] | 写首歌把这奇葩现象来一次吐槽 |
| [02:32.24] | 赌球就赌球 别鬼嚎 |
| [02:34.47] | “yeah！peace！” |
| [02:36.46] | “yeah！八千！” |
| [02:37.68] | HOOK2 |
| [02:37.87] | Ay 我是跳楼之王 |
| [02:39.81] | 我的梦想是成为 一匹飞翔的狼 |
| [02:42.29] | Ay 你是装逼之王 |
| [02:44.63] | 干什么都不中用 就数吹牛最强x2 |
| [03:04.70] | |
| [03:06.13] | （纯属恶搞）嘻嘻嘻 |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : wu |
| [00:00.349] | zuo ci : ming ren koney G_E_N |
| [00:01.48] | shi jie bei jin xing zhong |
| [00:10.86] | " a!! wo yao tiao lou!" |
| [00:15.56] | " luan lou, ni hai tiao lou. ni zen me bu shuo ni dai fei ji gao tou wang xia diao o, tian tian kan dao ni dai peng you quan shuo ni dai tian tai, you man kan dao ni wang xia tiao. hua ge wu shi yi bai kuai du ge qiu gao di qiang ni shu le fang zi, che zi yi yang. chi duo le cheng bu guo hai shi qin na, yi tiao dao hei qiang ni ma si le mu ma di!" |
| [00:27.41] | Verse1: G_E_N |
| [00:28.16] | wo bu guan bu guan kuai yao kong zhi bu zhu ge |
| [00:29.25] | WOW shu ge peng you quan zhuan feng ge |
| [00:31.32] | dou han zhe yao tiao lou |
| [00:32.65] | " dai wo yi ge! wo ye yao tiao" |
| [00:33.83] | xiang qi wo de mei xi xin li yi zhi zai di xue |
| [00:36.13] | ji ran fa sheng le xiong di jie mei yi qi xin yang zhi yue |
| [00:38.31] | bu jiu shi kan ge tiao lou can kao bu ting fan zhao |
| [00:40.40] | zhao dao yi ge zui he shi de da jia yi qi zu dui bi ge pan gao |
| [00:42.60] | wo yi jing bei peng you dang ji ma sha |
| [00:45.80] | ai yo yao tiao na ken ding jiu tiao ha li fa ta mu qian shi jie zui gao lou |
| [00:47.37] | shang lai yi kan wo ri tian nei hao re nao o |
| [00:49.88] | " ni xian sai ni xian tiao sai" hao ke tao o |
| [00:51.90] | shang tou ren shan ren hai lao zi long tou yi bai |
| [00:54.13] | " kai tou de ken ding shi wo rang kai rang kai dou gen lao zi rang kai" |
| [00:56.65] | wo yi jing mei jiu le zhao bu dao neng jiu wo de jie yao |
| [00:58.64] | kan wo tiao lou gei wo yi ge shuai qi wan mei di xie zhao |
| [01:01.10] | kan peng you quan dou zai han mei xi mei xi |
| [01:03.40] | dan xian zai de jie guo shi mei xi mei xi |
| [01:05.66] | na hao na xian zai wo jiu zi feng tiao lou wang |
| [01:07.78] | bu tai mang dou zai pang flag zhong ren zhao yang neng gou jian shang kang |
| [01:10.55] | mei cuo wo de meng xiang jiu shi zi you fei xiang |
| [01:12.51] | qiu dou shu le na jiu zhi you zhui wang |
| [01:15.00] | na me xian zai jiu rang wo dai ling zhu wei jiang shi |
| [01:17.14] | fan zheng bie ren shu qiu wo ye jiu bian cheng jiang shi |
| [01:19.40] | sui ran wo bu ren shi ta men hai shi guo wai de |
| [01:21.76] | dan shi wo re ai zhe zhei xie wo shi bo ai de |
| [01:24.27] | bu dui a wo hao xiang gen ben jiu mei you mai a |
| [01:26.45] | " wo you bu kan zu qiu de fan zheng ye kan bu dong" |
| [01:28.63] | jin nian mai qiu de ge men ji ben ren ren zai sha |
| [01:31.33] | " wo bu guan bu guan wo jiu yao gen da jia xia qi hong" |
| [01:32.27] | HOOK1 |
| [01:33.50] | Ay wo shi tiao lou zhi wang |
| [01:35.64] | wo de meng xiang shi cheng wei yi pi fei xiang de lang |
| [01:38.22] | Ay ni shi zhuang bi zhi wang |
| [01:40.44] | gan shen me dou bu zhong yong jiu shu chui niu zui qiang x2 |
| [01:51.20] | Verse2: ming ren koney |
| [01:51.70] | ba bai nian bu kan zu qiu de ren dou cheng le zhuan jia |
| [01:53.69] | fan zheng na li gen feng zhei xie ren dou yao can jia |
| [01:56.45] | dou shuo zi ji shu le qian, hong le yan, beng zhe lian, |
| [01:58.72] | na li hai you shen me GP ti yu jing shen |
| [02:00.39] | hao hao de shi jie bi sai ying shi bei ni men wan cheng xi ju xin wen |
| [02:02.92] | ni yao zhen na me duo xian qian wei he qun fa tao hong bao |
| [02:05.26] | lian pi hou dao wu ji xian zhuang bi jie du ling zhe feng sao |
| [02:07.69] | mei tian hai shi ji gong jiao, zuo zhe lao ban de tong gao |
| [02:10.11] | ni yao an an jing jing du ge qiu na ge du ge qiu |
| [02:13.23] | zhe ye yao tiao lou, na ye yao tiao lou |
| [02:15.78] | ting ni shuo de zhei xie hua zhen de you dian shang tou |
| [02:18.28] | " e.. ming ren wo zhi shi fa ge peng you quan kai ge wan xiao ni mei bi yao zhe me dang zhen" |
| [02:22.66] | " hao de, na ni neng bu neng bu yao mei tian biao xian de xiang zai fa chun" |
| [02:25.68] | ji ran ni men na me xi huan gen feng wo ye gen feng yi ba |
| [02:27.27] | ni ying yao dui hao ru zuo |
| [02:28.93] | wo ye mei ban fa |
| [02:30.39] | xie shou ge ba zhe qi pa xian xiang lai yi ci tu cao |
| [02:32.24] | du qiu jiu du qiu bie gui hao |
| [02:34.47] | " yeah! peace!" |
| [02:36.46] | " yeah! ba qian!" |
| [02:37.68] | HOOK2 |
| [02:37.87] | Ay wo shi tiao lou zhi wang |
| [02:39.81] | wo de meng xiang shi cheng wei yi pi fei xiang de lang |
| [02:42.29] | Ay ni shi zhuang bi zhi wang |
| [02:44.63] | gan shen me dou bu zhong yong jiu shu chui niu zui qiang x2 |
| [03:04.70] | |
| [03:06.13] | chun shu e gao xi xi xi |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : wú |
| [00:00.349] | zuò cí : míng rén koney G_E_N |
| [00:01.48] | shì jiè bēi jìn xíng zhōng |
| [00:10.86] | " a!! wǒ yào tiào lóu!" |
| [00:15.56] | " luǎn lóu, nǐ hái tiào lóu. nǐ zěn me bù shuō nǐ dài fēi jī gāo tou wǎng xià diào ó, tiān tiān kàn dào nǐ dài péng yǒu quān shuō nǐ dài tiān tāi, yòu mán kàn dào nǐ wǎng xià tiào. huā gè wǔ shí yī bǎi kuài dǔ gè qiú gǎo dī qiāng nǐ shū le fáng zi, chē zi yí yàng. chī duō le chēng bù guò hái shì qīn nǎ, yī tiào dào hēi qiāng ní mǎ sǐ le mǔ mà dī!" |
| [00:27.41] | Verse1: G_E_N |
| [00:28.16] | wǒ bù guǎn bù guǎn kuài yào kòng zhì bú zhù gē |
| [00:29.25] | WOW shū gē péng yǒu quān zhuǎn fēng gē |
| [00:31.32] | dōu hǎn zhe yào tiào lóu |
| [00:32.65] | " dài wǒ yí gè! wǒ yě yào tiào" |
| [00:33.83] | xiǎng qǐ wǒ de méi xī xīn lǐ yī zhí zài dī xuè |
| [00:36.13] | jì rán fā shēng le xiōng dì jiě mèi yì qǐ xìn yǎng zhī yuè |
| [00:38.31] | bù jiù shì kàn gè tiào lóu cān kǎo bù tíng fān zhǎo |
| [00:40.40] | zhǎo dào yí gè zuì hé shì de dà jiā yì qǐ zǔ duì bǐ gè pān gāo |
| [00:42.60] | wǒ yǐ jīng bèi péng yǒu dāng jí mà shǎ |
| [00:45.80] | āi yō yào tiào nà kěn dìng jiù tiào hā lì fǎ tǎ mù qián shì jiè zuì gāo lóu |
| [00:47.37] | shàng lái yī kàn wò rì tiān nèi hǎo rè nào ō |
| [00:49.88] | " nǐ xiān sāi nǐ xiān tiào sāi" hào kè tào ō |
| [00:51.90] | shàng tou rén shān rén hǎi lǎo zi lóng tóu yī bǎi |
| [00:54.13] | " kāi tóu de kěn dìng shì wǒ ràng kāi ràng kāi dōu gēn lǎo zi ràng kāi" |
| [00:56.65] | wǒ yǐ jīng méi jiù le zhǎo bu dào néng jiù wǒ de jiě yào |
| [00:58.64] | kàn wǒ tiào lóu gěi wǒ yí gè shuài qì wán měi dí xiě zhào |
| [01:01.10] | kàn péng yǒu quān dōu zài hǎn méi xī méi xī |
| [01:03.40] | dàn xiàn zài de jié guǒ shì méi xì méi xì |
| [01:05.66] | nà hǎo nà xiàn zài wǒ jiù zì fēng tiào lóu wáng |
| [01:07.78] | bù tài máng dōu zài páng flag zhòng rèn zhào yàng néng gòu jiān shàng káng |
| [01:10.55] | méi cuò wǒ de mèng xiǎng jiù shì zì yóu fēi xiáng |
| [01:12.51] | qiú dōu shū le nà jiù zhǐ yǒu zhuì wáng |
| [01:15.00] | nà me xiàn zài jiù ràng wǒ dài lǐng zhū wèi jiàng shì |
| [01:17.14] | fǎn zhèng bié rén shū qiú wǒ yě jiù biàn chéng jiāng shī |
| [01:19.40] | suī rán wǒ bù rèn shi tā men hái shì guó wài de |
| [01:21.76] | dàn shì wǒ rè ài zhe zhèi xiē wǒ shì bó ài de |
| [01:24.27] | bú duì a wǒ hǎo xiàng gēn běn jiù méi yǒu mǎi a |
| [01:26.45] | " wǒ yòu bù kàn zú qiú de fǎn zhèng yě kàn bu dǒng" |
| [01:28.63] | jīn nián mǎi qiú de gē men jī běn rèn rén zǎi shā |
| [01:31.33] | " wǒ bù guǎn bù guǎn wǒ jiù yào gēn dà jiā xiā qǐ hòng" |
| [01:32.27] | HOOK1 |
| [01:33.50] | Ay wǒ shì tiào lóu zhī wáng |
| [01:35.64] | wǒ de mèng xiǎng shì chéng wéi yī pǐ fēi xiáng de láng |
| [01:38.22] | Ay nǐ shì zhuāng bī zhī wáng |
| [01:40.44] | gàn shén me dōu bù zhōng yòng jiù shù chuī niú zuì qiáng x2 |
| [01:51.20] | Verse2: míng rén koney |
| [01:51.70] | bā bǎi nián bù kàn zú qiú de rén dōu chéng le zhuān jiā |
| [01:53.69] | fǎn zhèng nǎ lǐ gēn fēng zhèi xiē rén dōu yào cān jiā |
| [01:56.45] | dōu shuō zì jǐ shū le qián, hóng le yǎn, běng zhe liǎn, |
| [01:58.72] | nǎ lǐ hái yǒu shén me GP tǐ yù jīng shén |
| [02:00.39] | hǎo hǎo de shì jiè bǐ sài yìng shì bèi nǐ men wán chéng xǐ jù xīn wén |
| [02:02.92] | nǐ yào zhēn nà me duō xián qián wèi hé qún fā tǎo hóng bāo |
| [02:05.26] | liǎn pí hòu dào wú jí xiàn zhuāng bī jiè dú lǐng zhe fēng sāo |
| [02:07.69] | měi tiān hái shì jǐ gōng jiāo, zuò zhe lǎo bǎn de tōng gào |
| [02:10.11] | nǐ yào ān ān jìng jìng dǔ gè qiú nà gè dǔ gè qiú |
| [02:13.23] | zhè yě yào tiào lóu, nà yě yào tiào lóu |
| [02:15.78] | tīng nǐ shuō de zhèi xiē huà zhēn de yǒu diǎn shàng tou |
| [02:18.28] | " è.. míng rén wǒ zhǐ shì fā gè péng yǒu quān kāi gè wán xiào nǐ méi bì yào zhè me dàng zhēn" |
| [02:22.66] | " hǎo de, nà nǐ néng bù néng bú yào měi tiān biǎo xiàn de xiàng zài fā chūn" |
| [02:25.68] | jì rán nǐ men nà me xǐ huān gēn fēng wǒ yě gēn fēng yī bǎ |
| [02:27.27] | nǐ yìng yào duì hào rù zuò |
| [02:28.93] | wǒ yě méi bàn fǎ |
| [02:30.39] | xiě shǒu gē bǎ zhè qí pā xiàn xiàng lái yī cì tǔ cáo |
| [02:32.24] | dǔ qiú jiù dǔ qiú bié guǐ háo |
| [02:34.47] | " yeah! peace!" |
| [02:36.46] | " yeah! bā qiān!" |
| [02:37.68] | HOOK2 |
| [02:37.87] | Ay wǒ shì tiào lóu zhī wáng |
| [02:39.81] | wǒ de mèng xiǎng shì chéng wéi yī pǐ fēi xiáng de láng |
| [02:42.29] | Ay nǐ shì zhuāng bī zhī wáng |
| [02:44.63] | gàn shén me dōu bù zhōng yòng jiù shù chuī niú zuì qiáng x2 |
| [03:04.70] | |
| [03:06.13] | chún shǔ è gǎo xī xī xī |
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