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Monday morning, |
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I woke up late |
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I feel like shit and |
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I can't see straight |
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One last drink was a bad idea |
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I'm on the bowl with diarrhea |
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Out the door, in a fog |
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Barked at by the neighbors dog |
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Forgot my keys, |
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I went back inside |
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I got a flat, so |
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I can't ride |
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The phone rings, "Aw Jeez", now what? |
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I am an idiot, so |
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I picked it up |
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Now I'm held up on my line |
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My cretin landlord he's wasting my time |
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He wants his money or we go to trial |
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He's got Penis |
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Envy Denial |
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Another weekend, |
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I didn't get laid |
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It's a Monday mourning ant brigade |
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Another weekend, |
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I didn't get paid |
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It's a Monday mourning ant brigade |
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Fuck it all, no regrets |
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I'm staying in and you can bet |
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It sucks outside in the pouring rain |
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I'll smoke some pot, fry my brain |
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Thom cut the record down to the bone |
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I'm a sure shot rocking the microphone |
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Another weekend, |
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I didn't get laid |
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It's a Monday mourning ant brigade |
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I've got the |
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Monday mournings |
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I've got the |
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Monday mournings |
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I've got the |
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Monday mournings |
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I've got the |
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Monday mournings |
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MondayMonday |
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Monday... |