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The best things in life are free |
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But you can give them to the SDP |
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I want to go to Tesco's store |
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And buy some drink and fall on the floor. |
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I don't care for smart new clothes |
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I don't care for reading books |
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I don't care for |
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I don't care for magazines |
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I don't like lemonade |
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I think milk should not be made |
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I don't like coffee and I don't like tea |
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These are the things that mystify me |
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I don't care for sport or swimming |
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I don't care for all those nasty old bogeys |
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I don't care what's on TV |
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I just want to drink til I can't see |
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I Wish I'd been born a tree |
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Someone'd come and make a barrel out of me |
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I get in a fury when |
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I'm not in a brewery |
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Chorus: |
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Whiskey Vodka Special Brew |
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All of this is good for you |
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Gin sling Quench or Brandy sour |
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? Right out, |
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Soul happy hour |
