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Well I wish I'd born in a bar |
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I wouldn't have to walk so bloody far |
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I'd peel back my cranium, put my brain in a jar |
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If only I'd been born in a bar |
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And I wish I'd been born on the beach |
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With everything I wanted in my reach |
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I'd date the richest women and suck 'em like a leach |
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If only I'd been born on a beach |
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And I wish I'd been born in the woods |
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And I don't want to be misunderstood |
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I'd rail out all humanity and give it up for good |
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If only I'd been born in the woods |
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And I wish I'd been born up a tree |
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Walking on the ground just not for me |
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I'd build a little shelter, get my foilage for free |
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If only I'd been born up a tree |
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And I wish that I'd been born in Selangore |
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I wish I'd been a tiger even more |
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If I ever got in trouble I would only have to roar |
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So I'd been born in Selangore |
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And I wish I'd been born down the drain |
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'Tis where I've ended up, all the same |
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Talk to the spiders, that comes out in the rain |
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If I'd been born down the drain ... |
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Or in a bar. |
