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He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks |
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April Fools |
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He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair |
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April Fools |
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He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face |
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April, April doom |
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Because then where would the poop come out of? |
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His mouth |
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Well, he decided he wanted a vagina down south |
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April Fools |
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Where his belly button once stood, now stood a cock |
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With a mouth at the end that ate the food |
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Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties |
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What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids |
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And, of course, beneath his chin the penis |
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And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there |
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April Fools |
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And Jester Wally Jew-Boy |
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Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill |
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You've had your fill of transplants, please |
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You wish you could change back at will, but... |
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Tits coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact |
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I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge |
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April Dick |
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Well, he became a woman, then a man |
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Then a dog, then a sheep |
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Then a man, then a god |
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He had all put on his body -- "give me 75 tits |
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Give me 1400 balls |
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Give me cocks coming out of every living pore" |
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Oh, vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine |
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Oh, wonderful at the bathing parties |
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April Fools |
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But this was no April Fools |
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This was for real |
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This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village |
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When he took his place next to the other boys in line |
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To serve his patriotic duty |
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Well, it's kinda rude the way people stare |
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He said, "I'd like all... all... the things I had put on me |
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Covered up with billions of pieces of hair" |