| Song | Retarded |
| Artist | The Afghan Whigs |
| Album | Up in It |
| Television's gone and i'm alone with lucifer | |
| What a drag | |
| Muthafucker lied to you | |
| Muthafucker took me head | |
| You're never alone with your jones | |
| And all you can't forget | |
| So roll on up the price is down | |
| So come on come on come on come on. | |
| Today the retard speaks to me and now i have it all | |
| What a drag | |
| Muthafucker lied to you | |
| It could never get that bad just ask | |
| So go on go on go on go on | |
| Who you call retarded now? | |
| I said who you call retarded now? | |
| I see you standing proud | |
| Come on down & swallow hard |