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In duh valley of duh jolly... (Ho - ho - ho) |
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Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes) |
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He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts) |
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He stands there laughin' with his hands on his hips |
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And then he hits you with a can of beans |
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He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts) |
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The cat stands tall and green (spinach) |
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Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size |
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And that's why the cat's so mean |
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One day he left His valley pad |
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I mean to say This cat was mad |
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Now listen 'round He wasn't gone long |
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And then he ran into an Amazon |
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Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli) |
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He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn) |
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Well, he looked at her |
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And she looked at him |
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And she almost passed out from fright |
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He looked at her Thought, "what a dilly" |
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He touched her once She slapped him silly |
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This was something He had never sensed |
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He looked at her As she commenced |
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Now listen, pal This ain't no fluke |
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I can't see goin' with a big green kook" |
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You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant) |
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Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks) |
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He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley |
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The cat was color-blind |
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MUSIC TO FADE |
