| Song | Doctor Worm |
| Artist | They Might Be Giants |
| Album | Dial-A-Song: 20 Years of They Might Be Giants |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Vocal:John Linnell | |
| My name is Dr. Worm. | |
| Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm. | |
| I'm interested in things. | |
| I'm not a real doctor, | |
| But I am a real worm; | |
| I am an actual worm. | |
| I live like a worm. | |
| I like to play the drums. | |
| I think I'm getting good, | |
| But I can handle criticism. | |
| I'll show you what I know, | |
| And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums. | |
| I'll leave the front un-locked 'cause I can't | |
| Hear the doorbell | |
| When I get into it I can't tell if you are | |
| Watching me twirling the stick. | |
| When I give the signal, my friend | |
| Rabbi Vole will pay the solo | |
| Some day somebody else besides me will | |
| Call me by my stage name, they will | |
| Call me Dr Worm. | |
| Good Morning how are you, I'm Dr Worm | |
| I'm interested in things. | |
| I'm not a real doctor, | |
| But I am a real worm; | |
| I am an actual worm. | |
| I live like a worm. | |
| I like to play the drums. | |
| I think I'm getting good, | |
| But I can handle criticism. | |
| I'll show you what I know, | |
| And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums. | |
| I'm not a real doctor, | |
| But they call me Dr. Worm. |
| Vocal: John Linnell | |
| My name is Dr. Worm. | |
| Good morning. How are you? I' m Dr. Worm. | |
| I' m interested in things. | |
| I' m not a real doctor, | |
| But I am a real worm | |
| I am an actual worm. | |
| I live like a worm. | |
| I like to play the drums. | |
| I think I' m getting good, | |
| But I can handle criticism. | |
| I' ll show you what I know, | |
| And you can tell me if you think I' m getting better on the drums. | |
| I' ll leave the front unlocked ' cause I can' t | |
| Hear the doorbell | |
| When I get into it I can' t tell if you are | |
| Watching me twirling the stick. | |
| When I give the signal, my friend | |
| Rabbi Vole will pay the solo | |
| Some day somebody else besides me will | |
| Call me by my stage name, they will | |
| Call me Dr Worm. | |
| Good Morning how are you, I' m Dr Worm | |
| I' m interested in things. | |
| I' m not a real doctor, | |
| But I am a real worm | |
| I am an actual worm. | |
| I live like a worm. | |
| I like to play the drums. | |
| I think I' m getting good, | |
| But I can handle criticism. | |
| I' ll show you what I know, | |
| And you can tell me if you think I' m getting better on the drums. | |
| I' m not a real doctor, | |
| But they call me Dr. Worm. |
| Vocal: John Linnell | |
| My name is Dr. Worm. | |
| Good morning. How are you? I' m Dr. Worm. | |
| I' m interested in things. | |
| I' m not a real doctor, | |
| But I am a real worm | |
| I am an actual worm. | |
| I live like a worm. | |
| I like to play the drums. | |
| I think I' m getting good, | |
| But I can handle criticism. | |
| I' ll show you what I know, | |
| And you can tell me if you think I' m getting better on the drums. | |
| I' ll leave the front unlocked ' cause I can' t | |
| Hear the doorbell | |
| When I get into it I can' t tell if you are | |
| Watching me twirling the stick. | |
| When I give the signal, my friend | |
| Rabbi Vole will pay the solo | |
| Some day somebody else besides me will | |
| Call me by my stage name, they will | |
| Call me Dr Worm. | |
| Good Morning how are you, I' m Dr Worm | |
| I' m interested in things. | |
| I' m not a real doctor, | |
| But I am a real worm | |
| I am an actual worm. | |
| I live like a worm. | |
| I like to play the drums. | |
| I think I' m getting good, | |
| But I can handle criticism. | |
| I' ll show you what I know, | |
| And you can tell me if you think I' m getting better on the drums. | |
| I' m not a real doctor, | |
| But they call me Dr. Worm. |