| Song | How to Clean Squid |
| Artist | Thinking Plague |
| Album | A Thinking Plague |
| 作词 : Johnson | |
| Pull tentacles firmly but slowly from body sac. | |
| Cut them crosswise, above eyes. | |
| Remove thin clear cartilage | |
| from body sac. | |
| Leave body intact. | |
| Intestines should come out with tentacles. | |
| Hold body under cold running water, | |
| while peeling away spotted outer membrane. | |
| Turn body sac inside out | |
| and rinse away any grit or tissue | |
| still attached | |
| under cold running water. | |
| Squid, who needs 'em? |
| zuò cí : Johnson | |
| Pull tentacles firmly but slowly from body sac. | |
| Cut them crosswise, above eyes. | |
| Remove thin clear cartilage | |
| from body sac. | |
| Leave body intact. | |
| Intestines should come out with tentacles. | |
| Hold body under cold running water, | |
| while peeling away spotted outer membrane. | |
| Turn body sac inside out | |
| and rinse away any grit or tissue | |
| still attached | |
| under cold running water. | |
| Squid, who needs ' em? |