| Song | Granola Head |
| Artist | The Queers |
| Album | Love Songs for the Retarded |
| 作词 : King | |
| Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me | |
| Or getting all screwed up on LSD | |
| Or eating bean sprouts all day long | |
| And smoking pot out of a bong | |
| Wearing flowers in my hair | |
| And having dirty underwear | |
| I don't wanna be a granola-head (x2) | |
| Whacked-out hippies' brains are scrambled eggs | |
| Ugly chicks with hairy legs | |
| I think I'd rather be at home | |
| Listening to the Ramones | |
| Or hanging out and getting drunk | |
| With a bunch of useless punks | |
| (Chorus) | |
| Oh can't you see | |
| It's not for me | |
| Eating bean sprouts all day long | |
| And smoking pot out of a bong | |
| Wearing flowers in my hair | |
| And having dirty underwear | |
| (Chorus x2) |
| zuò cí : King | |
| Eating magic mushrooms ain' t for me | |
| Or getting all screwed up on LSD | |
| Or eating bean sprouts all day long | |
| And smoking pot out of a bong | |
| Wearing flowers in my hair | |
| And having dirty underwear | |
| I don' t wanna be a granolahead x2 | |
| Whackedout hippies' brains are scrambled eggs | |
| Ugly chicks with hairy legs | |
| I think I' d rather be at home | |
| Listening to the Ramones | |
| Or hanging out and getting drunk | |
| With a bunch of useless punks | |
| Chorus | |
| Oh can' t you see | |
| It' s not for me | |
| Eating bean sprouts all day long | |
| And smoking pot out of a bong | |
| Wearing flowers in my hair | |
| And having dirty underwear | |
| Chorus x2 |