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You see three men with a desire to be |
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Somebody who's equal, liberated, and free |
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We have to fight against biology as well as history |
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Let's sing a song to see if you agree |
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We men we have Y, a crucial letter |
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That is tinier than the tip of a pen |
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Imagine how this detail, though small |
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Has made a big difference for Barbie and Ken |
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It separates a she from a he |
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We're more macho than we, really need to be today |
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We also have an x of equal importance |
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That is part of our sensational plan |
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To be strong and silent lovers |
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As well as rubber glovers |
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It's time to introduce the modern man |
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You're a man if you can |
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Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man |
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You're a man if you can |
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Be wrong and behave like a week and meek and emotional man |
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You're a man if you can |
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Repair anything that is broken |
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A lady's heart an old sedan |
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You are more of a man, the less you're a man |
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You're a man if you can |
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It's not a piece of cake in case you thought so |
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But a struggle on many frontiers |
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A fight against opinions of the past |
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The modern man is busier than he appears |
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Our fathers' fathers couldn't care less about the new kind of stress |
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We experience right now |
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It's not that we complain, about all the changes |
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They are widening our emotional span |
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We will smell just like a flower |
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We won't piss in the shower |
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Who wouldn't just love the modern man |
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You're a man if you can |
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Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, you're a man |
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You're a man if you can |
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Be wrong and behave like a week and meek and emotional man |
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You're a man if you can |
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Be aware of the roles and even change then |
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So me be be Jane and she Tarzan |
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You are more of a man, the less you're a man |
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You're a man if you can |
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You wonder when the modern man will prevail |
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Right now he is evolving at the speed of a snail |
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It's not for you or me to see but for the future to unvail |
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The splendor of the tender gernder bender male |
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You're a man if you can |
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Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man |
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You're a man if you can |
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Be wrong and behave like a week and meek and emotional man |
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You're a man if you can |
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Take care of a hyperdirty diaper |
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Before you know what hits the fan |
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You are more of a man, the less you're a man |
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You're a man if you can |