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Song Bagged Me a Homer
Artist Beverly D'Angelo
Artist YoungStar
Artist Homer/Marge
Album Songs in the Key of Springfield
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[00:00.50] Studio Chief:Uh, this studio has a lot of history.
[00:02.30] Buddy Holly stood here in 1958 and said,
[00:04.47] "There is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump."
[00:08.10] Homer:I'm sure Lurleen will love it.
[00:10.14] Marge:Homer, how much did you just give that man?!
[00:12.88] Homer:Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going to go into hock for this.
[00:17.20] Lurleen:Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be—
[00:21.74] Marge:Mrs. Homer Simpson!
[00:23.59] Lurleen:Charmed.
[00:26.50] Marge: Thought you said she was overweight.
[00:27.39] Homer:Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
[00:30.89] Marge:What does that mean?
[00:31.91] Homer:I don't have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! Come on, people!
[00:36.83] Lurleen:Well, come on, boys, let's break some hearts!
[00:43.73] Oh, the bases were empty
[00:45.36] On the diamond of my heart
[00:46.86] When the coach called me up to the plate.
[00:50.70] I've been swingin' and missin'
[00:51.81] And lovin' and kissin'
[00:53.52] My average was point double eight.
[00:56.45] So I spit on my hands,
[00:58.19] Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
[00:59.81] And pointed right toward centerfield,
[01:03.35] This time, I'm hittin' a home run,
[01:06.42] This time, love is for real.
[01:09.69] I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice
[01:12.88] A lovin' fly for you,
[01:16.70] I've been slumpin' off season,
[01:17.71] But now, I found a reason
[01:19.36] I've struck on a love that is true.
[01:22.67] I used to play the field,
[01:25.79] I used to be a roamer.
[01:28.97] But season's turnin' round for me now.
[01:32.26] I finally bagged me a homer!
[01:35.80] That's right.
[01:36.62] I finally bagged me a homer!
[01:40.80] Sound booth guy:Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off.
[01:41.30] We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.
[02:06.48] Homer:Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV!
[02:09.23] Lurleen:Oh! Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!
[02:12.66] Homer:Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
[00:00.50] Studio Chief: Uh, this studio has a lot of history.
[00:02.30] Buddy Holly stood here in 1958 and said,
[00:04.47] " There is no way in Hell that I' m gonna record in this dump."
[00:08.10] Homer: I' m sure Lurleen will love it.
[00:10.14] Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man?!
[00:12.88] Homer: Calm down, Marge, it' s just our life savings. I' m not going to go into hock for this.
[00:17.20] Lurleen: Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be
[00:21.74] Marge: Mrs. Homer Simpson!
[00:23.59] Lurleen: Charmed.
[00:26.50] Marge: Thought you said she was overweight.
[00:27.39] Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
[00:30.89] Marge: What does that mean?
[00:31.91] Homer: I don' t have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! Come on, people!
[00:36.83] Lurleen: Well, come on, boys, let' s break some hearts!
[00:43.73] Oh, the bases were empty
[00:45.36] On the diamond of my heart
[00:46.86] When the coach called me up to the plate.
[00:50.70] I' ve been swingin' and missin'
[00:51.81] And lovin' and kissin'
[00:53.52] My average was point double eight.
[00:56.45] So I spit on my hands,
[00:58.19] Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
[00:59.81] And pointed right toward centerfield,
[01:03.35] This time, I' m hittin' a home run,
[01:06.42] This time, love is for real.
[01:09.69] I' ll slide, I' ll steal, I' ll sacrifice
[01:12.88] A lovin' fly for you,
[01:16.70] I' ve been slumpin' off season,
[01:17.71] But now, I found a reason
[01:19.36] I' ve struck on a love that is true.
[01:22.67] I used to play the field,
[01:25.79] I used to be a roamer.
[01:28.97] But season' s turnin' round for me now.
[01:32.26] I finally bagged me a homer!
[01:35.80] That' s right.
[01:36.62] I finally bagged me a homer!
[01:40.80] Sound booth guy: Uh, Lurleen, we' re gonna hafta cut you off.
[01:41.30] We' re gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.
[02:06.48] Homer: Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV!
[02:09.23] Lurleen: Oh! Homer! You' re as smart as you are handsome!
[02:12.66] Homer: Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
[00:00.50] Studio Chief: Uh, this studio has a lot of history.
[00:02.30] Buddy Holly stood here in 1958 and said,
[00:04.47] " There is no way in Hell that I' m gonna record in this dump."
[00:08.10] Homer: I' m sure Lurleen will love it.
[00:10.14] Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man?!
[00:12.88] Homer: Calm down, Marge, it' s just our life savings. I' m not going to go into hock for this.
[00:17.20] Lurleen: Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be
[00:21.74] Marge: Mrs. Homer Simpson!
[00:23.59] Lurleen: Charmed.
[00:26.50] Marge: Thought you said she was overweight.
[00:27.39] Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
[00:30.89] Marge: What does that mean?
[00:31.91] Homer: I don' t have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! Come on, people!
[00:36.83] Lurleen: Well, come on, boys, let' s break some hearts!
[00:43.73] Oh, the bases were empty
[00:45.36] On the diamond of my heart
[00:46.86] When the coach called me up to the plate.
[00:50.70] I' ve been swingin' and missin'
[00:51.81] And lovin' and kissin'
[00:53.52] My average was point double eight.
[00:56.45] So I spit on my hands,
[00:58.19] Knockin' dirt from my spikes,
[00:59.81] And pointed right toward centerfield,
[01:03.35] This time, I' m hittin' a home run,
[01:06.42] This time, love is for real.
[01:09.69] I' ll slide, I' ll steal, I' ll sacrifice
[01:12.88] A lovin' fly for you,
[01:16.70] I' ve been slumpin' off season,
[01:17.71] But now, I found a reason
[01:19.36] I' ve struck on a love that is true.
[01:22.67] I used to play the field,
[01:25.79] I used to be a roamer.
[01:28.97] But season' s turnin' round for me now.
[01:32.26] I finally bagged me a homer!
[01:35.80] That' s right.
[01:36.62] I finally bagged me a homer!
[01:40.80] Sound booth guy: Uh, Lurleen, we' re gonna hafta cut you off.
[01:41.30] We' re gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track.
[02:06.48] Homer: Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV!
[02:09.23] Lurleen: Oh! Homer! You' re as smart as you are handsome!
[02:12.66] Homer: Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
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