Song | The Day the Violence Died Medley: Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor / The Amendment Song |
Artist | YoungStar |
Artist | Cast |
Artist | YoungStar |
Artist | Lisa |
Artist | Jack Sheldon |
Album | Songs in the Key of Springfield |
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[00:18.37] | Kid:Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress? |
[00:22.66] | Amendment:I'm not garbage. |
[00:24.26] | I'm an Amendment-to-Be, |
[00:26.17] | Yes, an Amendment-to-Be, |
[00:28.35] | And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me. |
[00:32.12] | There's a lot of flag burners |
[00:34.50] | Who have got too much freedom, |
[00:36.82] | I wanna make it legal |
[00:39.61] | For policemen to beat 'em. |
[00:41.40] | 'Cos there's limits to our liberties, |
[00:44.13] | Least I hope and pray that there are, |
[00:46.61] | 'Cos those liberal freaks go too far. |
[00:51.64] | Kid:Well, why can't we just make a law against flag burning? |
[00:55.18] | Amendment:Because that law would be unconstitutional. |
[00:58.49] | But if we change the Constitution— |
[01:00.34] | Kid:Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws! |
[01:03.17] | Amendment:Now you're catching on. |
[01:12.87] | Kid:What if people say you're not good enough to be in the constitution? |
[01:16.46] | Amendment:Then I'll crush all opposition to me, |
[01:19.55] | And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay. |
[01:22.48] | If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay. |
[01:27.19] | Congressman:Good news, Amendment! |
[01:29.16] | They ratified ya! You're in the U.S. Constitution! |
[01:33.13] | Amendment:Oh yeah! Doors open, boys! |
[00:18.37] | Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress? |
[00:22.66] | Amendment: I' m not garbage. |
[00:24.26] | I' m an AmendmenttoBe, |
[00:26.17] | Yes, an AmendmenttoBe, |
[00:28.35] | And I' m hopin' that they' ll ratify me. |
[00:32.12] | There' s a lot of flag burners |
[00:34.50] | Who have got too much freedom, |
[00:36.82] | I wanna make it legal |
[00:39.61] | For policemen to beat ' em. |
[00:41.40] | ' Cos there' s limits to our liberties, |
[00:44.13] | Least I hope and pray that there are, |
[00:46.61] | ' Cos those liberal freaks go too far. |
[00:51.64] | Kid: Well, why can' t we just make a law against flag burning? |
[00:55.18] | Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional. |
[00:58.49] | But if we change the Constitution |
[01:00.34] | Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws! |
[01:03.17] | Amendment: Now you' re catching on. |
[01:12.87] | Kid: What if people say you' re not good enough to be in the constitution? |
[01:16.46] | Amendment: Then I' ll crush all opposition to me, |
[01:19.55] | And I' ll make Ted Kennedy pay. |
[01:22.48] | If he fights back, I' ll say that he' s gay. |
[01:27.19] | Congressman: Good news, Amendment! |
[01:29.16] | They ratified ya! You' re in the U. S. Constitution! |
[01:33.13] | Amendment: Oh yeah! Doors open, boys! |
[00:18.37] | Kid: Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress? |
[00:22.66] | Amendment: I' m not garbage. |
[00:24.26] | I' m an AmendmenttoBe, |
[00:26.17] | Yes, an AmendmenttoBe, |
[00:28.35] | And I' m hopin' that they' ll ratify me. |
[00:32.12] | There' s a lot of flag burners |
[00:34.50] | Who have got too much freedom, |
[00:36.82] | I wanna make it legal |
[00:39.61] | For policemen to beat ' em. |
[00:41.40] | ' Cos there' s limits to our liberties, |
[00:44.13] | Least I hope and pray that there are, |
[00:46.61] | ' Cos those liberal freaks go too far. |
[00:51.64] | Kid: Well, why can' t we just make a law against flag burning? |
[00:55.18] | Amendment: Because that law would be unconstitutional. |
[00:58.49] | But if we change the Constitution |
[01:00.34] | Kid: Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws! |
[01:03.17] | Amendment: Now you' re catching on. |
[01:12.87] | Kid: What if people say you' re not good enough to be in the constitution? |
[01:16.46] | Amendment: Then I' ll crush all opposition to me, |
[01:19.55] | And I' ll make Ted Kennedy pay. |
[01:22.48] | If he fights back, I' ll say that he' s gay. |
[01:27.19] | Congressman: Good news, Amendment! |
[01:29.16] | They ratified ya! You' re in the U. S. Constitution! |
[01:33.13] | Amendment: Oh yeah! Doors open, boys! |