| Song | We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) |
| Artist | Homer |
| Artist | Marge |
| Artist | YoungStar |
| Album | Songs in the Key of Springfield |
| [00:33.42] | Who controls the British crown? |
| [00:35.39] | Who keeps the metric system down? |
| [00:37.45] | We do, we do |
| [00:41.54] | Who keeps Atlantis off the maps? |
| [00:43.72] | Who keeps the Martians under wraps? |
| [00:45.81] | We do, we do |
| [00:50.14] | Who holds back the elctric car? |
| [00:54.17] | Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? |
| [00:58.49] | We do, we do |
| [01:02.66] | Who robs gamefish of their site? |
| [01:04.69] | Who rigs every Oscar night? |
| [01:07.00] | We do, we do |