"Yokel Chords" Medley

Song "Yokel Chords" Medley
Artist The Simpsons
Album The Simpsons: Testify

Lyrics

Cletus:Hey, kids, the plow mule done burst a girl critter!
[01:51.10] Cletus:Hey, kids, the plow mule done burst a girl critter!
[00:36.60] Seymour Skinner:How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?
[00:39.73] Superintendent Chalmers:How do we crush her First Amendment rights?
[00:43.57] Seymour Skinner:How do we stop her writing up what she saw?
[00:47.47] Superintendent Chalmers:Would she shut her trap?
[00:49.37] Seymour Skinner:For a gift card from the Gap?
[00:53.70] Skinner and Chalmers:She might.
[00:55.60] Teachers:Oh, how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?
[00:59.12] How do we make this righteous less uptight?
[01:15.62] Lisa:You asked to see me?
[01:16.93] Seymour Skinner:Lisa, would you consider tutoring Cletus's children?
[01:20.24] Superintendent Chalmers:You'll be happy, they'll be happy, and I can go home and enjoy some delicious fondue.
[01:24.76] Seymour Skinner:Made with...fondue set I bought you for Christmas?
[01:27.28] Superintendent Chalmers:No. So what do you say, Lisa?
[01:29.41] Lisa:Me? A tutor.
[01:37.30] The hillbilly tykes
[01:40.13] Will become my tutees.
[01:55.58] Kid:These colorful bumps is funny.
[01:57.70] Lisa:And guess what? Ben and Ken the Street Magic Men are only the beginning.
[02:01.62] The city is a treasure trove of culture and multiculture.
[02:09.40] Mistos and lattes and grandes and ventis
[02:12.41] Browsing at bookstores with fat cognoscenti.
[02:15.80] Comic Book Guy:Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro,
[02:18.88] Those are the folks that you yokels should know.
[02:25.46] Lisa:Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives
[02:28.66] Outsider art made by mental defectives.
[02:31.91] Kid #1:Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole.
[02:34.97] Kid #2:Comparing Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!
[02:38.68] Lisa:Your minds are opening! Take it home!
[02:42.20] Man:Eating tapas
[02:43.43] Boy:Freestyle rap-as.
[02:45.00] Lisa:Mrs. Skinner is Mame.
[02:47.87] Agnes Skinner:I'll charm the husk right off of your corn!
[02:49.74] Lisa and Kids:We finally experienced cultural things
[02:52.81] And now they don't seem
[02:56.20] So lame!
[03:03.11] Krusty:What a number! You kids got talent! And I should know, I used to have it.
[03:13.22] Kid #1:I have eight teeth goin' on seven teeth.
[03:16.93] Kid #2:I have a curvy spine.
[03:20.83] Kid #1:We live on landfill...
[03:22.79] Kid #2:And feast on roadkill...
[03:24.86] Kid #1:While we all drink moonshine.