king Of The CatsItchy & Scr

king Of The CatsItchy & Scr Lyrics

Song	king Of The CatsItchy & Scr
Artist	The Simpsons
Album	The Simpsons: Testify
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[00:02.85]	Bart:Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us.
[00:07.00]	Homer:Or will ever do.
[00:08.97]	Lisa:I can't wait to see this reimagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner.
[00:15.48]	Homer:Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! Book.
[00:31.42]	African Man:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor...
[00:38.32]	Old Cat:All hail the king of the cats.
[00:40.25]	Cast:Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor...
[00:52.40]	Marge:They're coming down the aisles!
[00:53.74]	What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey!
[01:00.90]	Bart:Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by.
[01:03.34]	Marge: Oh thank God.
[01:13.21]	Cast:Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy,
[01:15.88]	Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy,
[01:18.30]	Singing Cat:From the day you were born in the alley,
[01:23.35]	To the day you were hit by a car,
[01:29.79]	There's cream to drink and mice to eat
[01:35.29]	And great big balls of yarn.
[01:40.63]	It's the circle,
[01:45.19]	The circle of—
[01:47.57]	Itchy:KNIFE!
[01:55.51]	Lisa:I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.
[02:00.22]	Bart:Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"!
[02:09.49]	Scratchy:I don't know why I trust him.
[02:15.52]	I guess some cats just never learn.
[02:21.31]	Itchy:I feel so good when I have crushed him,
[02:27.47]	Or left him mangled, maimed and burned.
[02:32.43]	Both:I suppose it's symbiotic,
[02:35.77]	And perhaps a bit erotic.
[02:38.79]	Scratchy:'Cause pain is my narcotic.
[02:41.78]	Itchy:You really liked it?
[02:43.15]	Scratchy:Yes, I loved it.
[02:44.95]	Both:And that's why we're always
[02:50.81]	Itchy:Fighting...
[02:51.73]	Scratchy:And biting...
[02:53.46]	Itchy:And dynamite igniting!
[03:03.22]	Homer:Hey, check it out! I'm Scratcher or somethin'.
[03:09.65]	Cast:It's the circle,
[03:14.25]	The circle of knife!
[03:21.16]	It's the circle,
[03:25.62]	The circle of knife!

[00:02.85]	Bart: Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you' ve ever done for us.
[00:07.00]	Homer: Or will ever do.
[00:08.97]	Lisa: I can' t wait to see this reimagining of Itchy Scratchy by avantgarde director Julianna Crelmner.
[00:15.48]	Homer: Hey, it says here the " book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn' t a book! It' s a play! Book.
[00:31.42]	African Man: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor...
[00:38.32]	Old Cat: All hail the king of the cats.
[00:40.25]	Cast: Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor...
[00:52.40]	Marge: They' re coming down the aisles!
[00:53.74]	What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey!
[01:00.90]	Bart: Don' t worry, Mom, they all pass by.
[01:03.34]	Marge: Oh thank God.
[01:13.21]	Cast: ItchyScratchy, ItchyItchyScratchy,
[01:15.88]	ItchyScratchy, ItchyItchyScratchy,
[01:18.30]	Singing Cat: From the day you were born in the alley,
[01:23.35]	To the day you were hit by a car,
[01:29.79]	There' s cream to drink and mice to eat
[01:35.29]	And great big balls of yarn.
[01:40.63]	It' s the circle,
[01:45.19]	The circle of
[01:47.57]	Itchy: KNIFE!
[01:55.51]	Lisa: I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.
[02:00.22]	Bart: Woohoo! I' m drenched in " blood"!
[02:09.49]	Scratchy: I don' t know why I trust him.
[02:15.52]	I guess some cats just never learn.
[02:21.31]	Itchy: I feel so good when I have crushed him,
[02:27.47]	Or left him mangled, maimed and burned.
[02:32.43]	Both: I suppose it' s symbiotic,
[02:35.77]	And perhaps a bit erotic.
[02:38.79]	Scratchy:' Cause pain is my narcotic.
[02:41.78]	Itchy: You really liked it?
[02:43.15]	Scratchy: Yes, I loved it.
[02:44.95]	Both: And that' s why we' re always
[02:50.81]	Itchy: Fighting...
[02:51.73]	Scratchy: And biting...
[02:53.46]	Itchy: And dynamite igniting!
[03:03.22]	Homer: Hey, check it out! I' m Scratcher or somethin'.
[03:09.65]	Cast: It' s the circle,
[03:14.25]	The circle of knife!
[03:21.16]	It' s the circle,
[03:25.62]	The circle of knife!

[00:02.85]	Bart: Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you' ve ever done for us.
[00:07.00]	Homer: Or will ever do.
[00:08.97]	Lisa: I can' t wait to see this reimagining of Itchy Scratchy by avantgarde director Julianna Crelmner.
[00:15.48]	Homer: Hey, it says here the " book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn' t a book! It' s a play! Book.
[00:31.42]	African Man: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor...
[00:38.32]	Old Cat: All hail the king of the cats.
[00:40.25]	Cast: Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor...
[00:52.40]	Marge: They' re coming down the aisles!
[00:53.74]	What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey!
[01:00.90]	Bart: Don' t worry, Mom, they all pass by.
[01:03.34]	Marge: Oh thank God.
[01:13.21]	Cast: ItchyScratchy, ItchyItchyScratchy,
[01:15.88]	ItchyScratchy, ItchyItchyScratchy,
[01:18.30]	Singing Cat: From the day you were born in the alley,
[01:23.35]	To the day you were hit by a car,
[01:29.79]	There' s cream to drink and mice to eat
[01:35.29]	And great big balls of yarn.
[01:40.63]	It' s the circle,
[01:45.19]	The circle of
[01:47.57]	Itchy: KNIFE!
[01:55.51]	Lisa: I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.
[02:00.22]	Bart: Woohoo! I' m drenched in " blood"!
[02:09.49]	Scratchy: I don' t know why I trust him.
[02:15.52]	I guess some cats just never learn.
[02:21.31]	Itchy: I feel so good when I have crushed him,
[02:27.47]	Or left him mangled, maimed and burned.
[02:32.43]	Both: I suppose it' s symbiotic,
[02:35.77]	And perhaps a bit erotic.
[02:38.79]	Scratchy:' Cause pain is my narcotic.
[02:41.78]	Itchy: You really liked it?
[02:43.15]	Scratchy: Yes, I loved it.
[02:44.95]	Both: And that' s why we' re always
[02:50.81]	Itchy: Fighting...
[02:51.73]	Scratchy: And biting...
[02:53.46]	Itchy: And dynamite igniting!
[03:03.22]	Homer: Hey, check it out! I' m Scratcher or somethin'.
[03:09.65]	Cast: It' s the circle,
[03:14.25]	The circle of knife!
[03:21.16]	It' s the circle,
[03:25.62]	The circle of knife!

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