| Song | my Fair LaddyMedley |
| Artist | The Simpsons |
| Album | The Simpsons: Testify |
| [00:02.85] | Bart:Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us. |
| [00:07.00] | Homer:Or will ever do. |
| [00:08.97] | Lisa:I can't wait to see this reimagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner. |
| [00:15.48] | Homer:Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! Book. |
| [00:31.42] | African Man:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor... |
| [00:38.32] | Old Cat:All hail the king of the cats. |
| [00:40.25] | Cast:Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor... |
| [00:52.40] | Marge:They're coming down the aisles! |
| [00:53.74] | What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey! |
| [01:00.90] | Bart:Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by. |
| [01:03.34] | Marge: Oh thank God. |
| [01:13.21] | Cast:Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy, |
| [01:15.88] | Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy, |
| [01:18.30] | Singing Cat:From the day you were born in the alley, |
| [01:23.35] | To the day you were hit by a car, |
| [01:29.79] | There's cream to drink and mice to eat |
| [01:35.29] | And great big balls of yarn. |
| [01:40.63] | It's the circle, |
| [01:45.19] | The circle of— |
| [01:47.57] | Itchy:KNIFE! |
| [01:55.51] | Lisa:I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power. |
| [02:00.22] | Bart:Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"! |
| [02:09.49] | Scratchy:I don't know why I trust him. |
| [02:15.52] | I guess some cats just never learn. |
| [02:21.31] | Itchy:I feel so good when I have crushed him, |
| [02:27.47] | Or left him mangled, maimed and burned. |
| [02:32.43] | Both:I suppose it's symbiotic, |
| [02:35.77] | And perhaps a bit erotic. |
| [02:38.79] | Scratchy:'Cause pain is my narcotic. |
| [02:41.78] | Itchy:You really liked it? |
| [02:43.15] | Scratchy:Yes, I loved it. |
| [02:44.95] | Both:And that's why we're always |
| [02:50.81] | Itchy:Fighting... |
| [02:51.73] | Scratchy:And biting... |
| [02:53.46] | Itchy:And dynamite igniting! |
| [03:03.22] | Homer:Hey, check it out! I'm Scratcher or somethin'. |
| [03:09.65] | Cast:It's the circle, |
| [03:14.25] | The circle of knife! |
| [03:21.16] | It's the circle, |
| [03:25.62] | The circle of knife! |
| [00:02.85] | Bart: Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you' ve ever done for us. |
| [00:07.00] | Homer: Or will ever do. |
| [00:08.97] | Lisa: I can' t wait to see this reimagining of Itchy Scratchy by avantgarde director Julianna Crelmner. |
| [00:15.48] | Homer: Hey, it says here the " book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn' t a book! It' s a play! Book. |
| [00:31.42] | African Man: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor... |
| [00:38.32] | Old Cat: All hail the king of the cats. |
| [00:40.25] | Cast: Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor... |
| [00:52.40] | Marge: They' re coming down the aisles! |
| [00:53.74] | What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey! |
| [01:00.90] | Bart: Don' t worry, Mom, they all pass by. |
| [01:03.34] | Marge: Oh thank God. |
| [01:13.21] | Cast: ItchyScratchy, ItchyItchyScratchy, |
| [01:15.88] | ItchyScratchy, ItchyItchyScratchy, |
| [01:18.30] | Singing Cat: From the day you were born in the alley, |
| [01:23.35] | To the day you were hit by a car, |
| [01:29.79] | There' s cream to drink and mice to eat |
| [01:35.29] | And great big balls of yarn. |
| [01:40.63] | It' s the circle, |
| [01:45.19] | The circle of |
| [01:47.57] | Itchy: KNIFE! |
| [01:55.51] | Lisa: I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power. |
| [02:00.22] | Bart: Woohoo! I' m drenched in " blood"! |
| [02:09.49] | Scratchy: I don' t know why I trust him. |
| [02:15.52] | I guess some cats just never learn. |
| [02:21.31] | Itchy: I feel so good when I have crushed him, |
| [02:27.47] | Or left him mangled, maimed and burned. |
| [02:32.43] | Both: I suppose it' s symbiotic, |
| [02:35.77] | And perhaps a bit erotic. |
| [02:38.79] | Scratchy:' Cause pain is my narcotic. |
| [02:41.78] | Itchy: You really liked it? |
| [02:43.15] | Scratchy: Yes, I loved it. |
| [02:44.95] | Both: And that' s why we' re always |
| [02:50.81] | Itchy: Fighting... |
| [02:51.73] | Scratchy: And biting... |
| [02:53.46] | Itchy: And dynamite igniting! |
| [03:03.22] | Homer: Hey, check it out! I' m Scratcher or somethin'. |
| [03:09.65] | Cast: It' s the circle, |
| [03:14.25] | The circle of knife! |
| [03:21.16] | It' s the circle, |
| [03:25.62] | The circle of knife! |