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Lisa:Mom, Bart and I have been talking. |
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Marge:You have? That's so nice. |
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Bart:What Lisa's trying to say is there's a new kid's barbershop in the mall and we'd like to start going there. |
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Marge:A kids' barbershop? But they don't have my templates. |
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Lisa:Yeah, the templates had a great run, but we'd like our hair to look like...um...people hair. |
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Marge:Oh, I see. Well, good luck getting to your precious mall barber, 'cause I'm not driving you. |
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Homer:Kids, wanna go to the mall? They're baking fresh Cinnabons, which means they're throwing out the old ones! |
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Bart and Lisa:YAAAAY! |
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Marge:Oh, I guess I'll just cut my own hair. |
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Baha Men:Who wants a haircut? |
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Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo! |
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Who wants a haircut? |
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Hoo! Hoo! Hoo Hoo! Hoo! |
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Who wants a haircut? |
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Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! |
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Barber:Which side do you want your part on? |
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Bart:Left! Right! Stab stab stab! |
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Barber:You're the boss. |
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Bart:What the hell? WOAH! |
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Lisa:Oh, Bart, you look worse that Aunt Patty in the morning! |
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And there ain't nothing looks worse than Aunt Patty in the morning! |