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Homer:Look, Cameron's about to sing the song I wrote for him! |
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Homer:Here you go, honey. Sing this! |
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Lisa:how did you write a song so quickly? |
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Homer:Much of the tune is plagiarized. Now go go go! |
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Lisa:I've been to Paris and London |
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And Tokyo town, |
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But one crazy 'berg |
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Has 'em all beat hands down. |
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Sideshow Mel:Jacksonville? |
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Lisa:I'm talkin' Springfield! |
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You can buy chimichangas. |
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Talkin' Springfield! |
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The chicks with big gazongas? |
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There's tires on fire, |
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A guy named Apu, |
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And Skinner and Grampa |
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And old Disco Stu. |
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Did I forget to mention you? |
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Lenny:"You"? That's me! |
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Lisa:I'm talkin' Springfield |
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Where nobody sucks! |
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Except for Flanders. |
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Krusty:Awwwwww...I get it I get it! She's good! Looks like they love you, kid! |
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And the audience is always right! |
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I wish I could say the same thing about my stockbroker! |
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Homer:Don't worry, honey. The song I wrote you is so shmaltzy, |
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it'll make "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan! |
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Lisa:My kitty died |
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On Christmas Eve. |
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Daddy told me to be brave. |
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But instead of singing carols, |
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I was digging Snowball's grave. |
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Lenny:Oh God, I miss Lisa's cat so much. |
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Krusty:This is our final night! Thirty contestants have already fallen through our Buzz Cola trap door! |
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Hey, you're supposed to clean this out every night! Whadaya mean "Talk to your chop stuey"?! |
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Neh! Now, let's welcome the first of our two finalists: Lisa Simpson! |
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Lisa:Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make. |
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I didn't have my usual songwriter tonight, so I took a stab at writing my own song. |
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Something that expresses what's really in my heart. Bernie, if you please. |
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I'm in the final two, |
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I should be happy. |
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But all I want to do |
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Is spend more time |
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With my pappy. |
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Now that you're gone, Dad, |
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I miss you so much. |
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And your threats against teamsters |
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And techies and such. |
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Your management style |
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Is like Attila the Hun. |
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You were vicious, malicious, |
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But you got the job done. |
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I'm sorry I hurt you, |
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Now please don't be sad. |
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You're no longer my coach |
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But you're always my dad. |
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Homer:Ladies and Gentlemen, My Daughter, Lisa Simpson! |
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Krusty: Even the Applause-O-Meter is crying. Ah. That's better. Oh! Ooh! OW!! |
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He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: |
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Don't trust people in the music business. |
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Cameron:I'm a privileged boy, |
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It's great, I gotta tell ya! |
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Privileged boy, |
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My dad can buy and sell ya! |
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It really doesn't matter |
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That you're on the list in front of me |
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I'm gonna get your table, |
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Cuz I always tip the maitre d' |
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And then I'll go to Yale |
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Because I am a legacy! |
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I'm better than you! |
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Carl:You suck, Johnny Rainbow! |
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Lenny:I believed in you! |