| [00:00.69] |
Homer:What happened? |
| [00:04.20] |
What is this place? |
| [00:06.33] |
Jockey #1:Welcome to the secret land of the jockey. |
| [00:13.96] |
Homer:Why are you talking like that? |
| [00:15.84] |
Jockey #1:These are our real voices.We only talk like this on your surface world. |
| [00:20.60] |
Homer:But you're respected athletes. You own car dealerships and marry beauty queens. |
| [00:25.60] |
Jockey #1:All a lie. What woman would marry us? We're freaks. |
| [00:29.78] |
All jockeys:Freaks...freaks...freaks... |
| [00:36.80] |
We are the jockeys, |
| [00:37.94] |
Jockeys are we, |
| [00:39.96] |
We live underground |
| [00:41.64] |
In a fiberglass tree. |
| [00:47.81] |
Jockey #1:'Tween Earth and Hell, we reign supreme... |
| [00:51.42] |
Jockey #2:On toadstool thrones by a chocolate stream. |
| [00:56.50] |
Jockey #3:But all is not well in Jockey Town. |
| [01:00.58] |
Jockey #4:Your renegade horse is making us frown. |
| [01:06.40] |
Homer:Whadaya want me to do? |
| [01:07.30] |
Jockey #3:Your horse must lose. |
| [01:09.33] |
Homer:My horse must lose? |
| [01:10.98] |
Jockey #5:No win! |
| [01:11.40] |
Jockey #6:No show! |
| [01:11.84] |
Jockey #3:No place! |
| [01:12.95] |
Jockey #4:Just lose the stinkin' race. |
| [01:17.00] |
Homer:And what if I refuse to lose? |
| [01:19.48] |
Jockey #6:We'll eat your brain! |
| [01:21.79] |
Homer:My horse must lose! |
| [01:29.75] |
Did that really happen, or was that just a wonderful dream? |
| [01:33.43] |
Jockey #1:No dream! Lose the race, fat boy. |