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Marge:Maybe some cheerier pink would make this place less of a dive. |
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Moe:Marge, my customers don't like themselves, therefore, they seek the darkness. |
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Marge:Well, as fabulous as your regulars are, a remodel might bring in a higher class of lush. |
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Moe:Look, I like Moe's the way it is, alright, and I ain't changin' it for any dames, skirts, |
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Suzy Qs, or facemacer. |
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Marge:I had a feeling you'd say that. |
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So I prepared something that might help you change your tune. |
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This place is a diamond, |
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But it's trapped in the rough. |
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Moe:Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's," |
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So enough of your guff. |
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Marge:Here's my new idea |
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To sell both beer and grub: |
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We will turn this filthy dive |
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Into a proper old-time British pub. |
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Moe:A British bar? |
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Bart and Lisa:Darts and meat pies, |
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And lager in pint glasses. |
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What a classy way |
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To get drunk off your asses! |
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Moe:Hey, hold the phone! An English pub! That just might work! |
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All:In song! |
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Moe:Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish |
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So why don't we all-- |
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Ah, screw it, let's get renovating. |