| Song | the President Wore PearlsMe |
| Artist | The Simpsons |
| Album | The Simpsons: Testify |
| [00:00.62] | Lisa:And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French! |
| [00:05.55] | J'accuse, Monsieur Cusperberg! |
| [00:08.42] | Mr. Cusperberg:What is she yakkin' about? |
| [00:10.60] | Lisa:I rest my case. |
| [00:11.96] | Seymour Skinner:Nelson, rebuttal? |
| [00:13.90] | Nelson:Yo, everyone, it's me, Nelson! |
| [00:16.92] | Students:YAAAY! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! |
| [00:24.95] | Lisa:I'm not that cool, |
| [00:27.26] | I don't wear jeans. |
| [00:31.13] | I've polished an apple or two. |
| [00:35.37] | But every grape that I grubbed, |
| [00:38.51] | I grubbed it for you. |
| [00:42.24] | So call me bookworm, |
| [00:47.28] | But I'll never squirm |
| [00:49.46] | When there's work to be done. |
| [00:53.15] | Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk |
| [00:57.95] | While you're all outside having fun. |
| [01:06.26] | Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield, |
| [01:12.25] | Unless you want an effective leader. |
| [01:17.16] | I'll talk to teachers, |
| [01:19.60] | I'll handle Skinner, |
| [01:22.14] | A vote for Lisa |
| [01:24.65] | Makes you the winner! |
| [01:27.95] | Students:Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! |
| [01:48.26] | Lisa: What would you change? |
| [01:51.40] | Teachers: Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points! |
| [01:53.70] | Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch! |
| [01:57.69] | Lisa:I may be the new girl |
| [01:59.96] | But you can't brain wash me |
| [02:02.00] | Just OshKosh B'Gosh me |
| [02:04.10] | And then leave me be |
| [02:06.18] | To fight for kid power |
| [02:08.44] | I must be heard not seen! |
| [02:12.66] | I have to lead wisely |
| [02:14.82] | Not just pimp and preen |
| [02:16.84] | Teachers: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie! |
| [02:18.26] | Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse! |
| [02:22.63] | Lisa:This cutting up suits me |
| [02:24.84] | There's beauty within me |
| [02:26.81] | So let's Olsen twin me |
| [02:29.00] | Give them someone to love |
| [02:31.21] | This grown up make over |
| [02:33.35] | Has made me a super tween |
| [02:37.71] | For they are my people |
| [02:39.66] | And I am their queen! |
| [02:59.27] | Seymour Skinner:I'm so happy with my evil plan. |
| [03:02.79] | Say goodbye to music, gym and art! |
| [03:06.65] | Soon we will have the perfect school! |
| [03:10.17] | Where fun and excitement never start! |
| [03:14.28] | Groundskeeper Willie:I'm so drunk I could barely see! |
| [03:17.40] | But it helps me get through another day! |
| [03:21.28] | My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt! |
| [03:24.97] | I've got to go puke in some hay! |
| [03:29.20] | Bart:Lisa is a fool! |
| [03:30.51] | Seymour Skinner:I think the rules are cool! |
| [03:32.35] | Groundskeeper Willie:I'm fallin' in the pool! |
| [03:40.76] | Seymour Skinner:Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. |
| [03:43.78] | Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. |
| [03:48.14] | Care for a T-shirt? |
| [03:49.50] | Superintendent Chalmers:T-shirt? |
| [03:50.16] | Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"? |
| [03:53.95] | Seymour Skinner:Forgive me, sir. |
| [03:59.40] | Lisa:What have I done? |
| [04:01.26] | Bart:What they wanted you to. |
| [04:04.10] | Lisa:Skinner betrayed me! |
| [04:05.85] | Bart:But a tango takes two. |
| [04:09.56] | Superintendent Chalmers:SKINNER!! I don't mean to interrupt your advice from the janitor, |
| [04:13.26] | but I say cut off the head and the body will die. |
| [04:17.23] | Seymour Skinner:You want to get rid of Lisa? But she's such a good student. |
| [04:20.11] | Superintendent Chalmers:Yes, I think she's a little too good for this school. |
| [04:24.74] | Lisa:If we stand together, we are strong! |
| [04:27.60] | Students:Yaaaaay! |
| [04:29.40] | Seymour Skinner:Lisa Simpson, you've just been transferred to the |
| [04:31.33] | Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome. |
| [04:34.34] | Please climb into the idling bus. |
| [04:36.96] | Lisa:But—but I— |
| [04:41.21] | Students:Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! |
| [04:45.30] | Lisa:Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield, |
| [04:50.56] | You can still reach me through E-mail |
| [04:55.36] | At Smart Girl 6-3 underscore backslash |
| [05:00.26] | At yahoo dot com, at yahoo dot com. |
| [00:00.62] | Lisa: And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French! |
| [00:05.55] | J' accuse, Monsieur Cusperberg! |
| [00:08.42] | Mr. Cusperberg: What is she yakkin' about? |
| [00:10.60] | Lisa: I rest my case. |
| [00:11.96] | Seymour Skinner: Nelson, rebuttal? |
| [00:13.90] | Nelson: Yo, everyone, it' s me, Nelson! |
| [00:16.92] | Students: YAAAY! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! |
| [00:24.95] | Lisa: I' m not that cool, |
| [00:27.26] | I don' t wear jeans. |
| [00:31.13] | I' ve polished an apple or two. |
| [00:35.37] | But every grape that I grubbed, |
| [00:38.51] | I grubbed it for you. |
| [00:42.24] | So call me bookworm, |
| [00:47.28] | But I' ll never squirm |
| [00:49.46] | When there' s work to be done. |
| [00:53.15] | Yes, I' ll take my lunch at my desk |
| [00:57.95] | While you' re all outside having fun. |
| [01:06.26] | Don' t vote for me, kids of Springfield, |
| [01:12.25] | Unless you want an effective leader. |
| [01:17.16] | I' ll talk to teachers, |
| [01:19.60] | I' ll handle Skinner, |
| [01:22.14] | A vote for Lisa |
| [01:24.65] | Makes you the winner! |
| [01:27.95] | Students: Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! |
| [01:48.26] | Lisa: What would you change? |
| [01:51.40] | Teachers: Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points! |
| [01:53.70] | Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch! |
| [01:57.69] | Lisa: I may be the new girl |
| [01:59.96] | But you can' t brain wash me |
| [02:02.00] | Just OshKosh B' Gosh me |
| [02:04.10] | And then leave me be |
| [02:06.18] | To fight for kid power |
| [02:08.44] | I must be heard not seen! |
| [02:12.66] | I have to lead wisely |
| [02:14.82] | Not just pimp and preen |
| [02:16.84] | Teachers: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie! |
| [02:18.26] | Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse! |
| [02:22.63] | Lisa: This cutting up suits me |
| [02:24.84] | There' s beauty within me |
| [02:26.81] | So let' s Olsen twin me |
| [02:29.00] | Give them someone to love |
| [02:31.21] | This grown up make over |
| [02:33.35] | Has made me a super tween |
| [02:37.71] | For they are my people |
| [02:39.66] | And I am their queen! |
| [02:59.27] | Seymour Skinner: I' m so happy with my evil plan. |
| [03:02.79] | Say goodbye to music, gym and art! |
| [03:06.65] | Soon we will have the perfect school! |
| [03:10.17] | Where fun and excitement never start! |
| [03:14.28] | Groundskeeper Willie: I' m so drunk I could barely see! |
| [03:17.40] | But it helps me get through another day! |
| [03:21.28] | My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt! |
| [03:24.97] | I' ve got to go puke in some hay! |
| [03:29.20] | Bart: Lisa is a fool! |
| [03:30.51] | Seymour Skinner: I think the rules are cool! |
| [03:32.35] | Groundskeeper Willie: I' m fallin' in the pool! |
| [03:40.76] | Seymour Skinner: Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. |
| [03:43.78] | Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. |
| [03:48.14] | Care for a Tshirt? |
| [03:49.50] | Superintendent Chalmers: Tshirt? |
| [03:50.16] | Why don' t you just give me a sandwich board that says " Male Prostitute"? |
| [03:53.95] | Seymour Skinner: Forgive me, sir. |
| [03:59.40] | Lisa: What have I done? |
| [04:01.26] | Bart: What they wanted you to. |
| [04:04.10] | Lisa: Skinner betrayed me! |
| [04:05.85] | Bart: But a tango takes two. |
| [04:09.56] | Superintendent Chalmers: SKINNER!! I don' t mean to interrupt your advice from the janitor, |
| [04:13.26] | but I say cut off the head and the body will die. |
| [04:17.23] | Seymour Skinner: You want to get rid of Lisa? But she' s such a good student. |
| [04:20.11] | Superintendent Chalmers: Yes, I think she' s a little too good for this school. |
| [04:24.74] | Lisa: If we stand together, we are strong! |
| [04:27.60] | Students: Yaaaaay! |
| [04:29.40] | Seymour Skinner: Lisa Simpson, you' ve just been transferred to the |
| [04:31.33] | Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome. |
| [04:34.34] | Please climb into the idling bus. |
| [04:36.96] | Lisa: But but I |
| [04:41.21] | Students: Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! |
| [04:45.30] | Lisa: Don' t cry for me, kids of Springfield, |
| [04:50.56] | You can still reach me through Email |
| [04:55.36] | At Smart Girl 63 underscore backslash |
| [05:00.26] | At yahoo dot com, at yahoo dot com. |