everybody Hates Ned Flanders

everybody Hates Ned Flanders Lyrics

Song everybody Hates Ned Flanders
Artist The Simpsons
Album The Simpsons: Testify
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[00:00.79] Homer:Christmas in December!
[00:02.42] Wow, wow, wow!
[00:04.48] Give me tons of presents
[00:06.25] Now, now, now!
[00:08.32] Flanders:Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol?
[00:10.98] Homer:Maybe.
[00:11.68] Flanders:Well, the bible says it's fun to do stuff together.
[00:14.90] There's a stranger in the manger,
[00:15.75] And his name is love.
[00:17.22] Take it, Homer.
[00:18.46] Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus.
[00:23.32] Homer:Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits.
[00:28.43] Now beat it!
[00:30.59] Flanders:Why, thank you, Homer. It's a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain.
[00:39.97] Homer:How'm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—?
[00:45.35] Wait a minute.
[00:49.34] Everybody in the U.S.A.
[00:52.65] Hates their stupid neighbor,
[00:54.45] He's Flanders and he's really really lame.
[00:59.30] Flanders tried to wreck my song,
[01:01.11] His views on birth control are wrong.
[01:03.20] I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
[01:07.65] Homer, Lenny and Carl:F-L-A-N-R-D-S!
[01:09.78] Homer:He's the man that I hate best!
[01:11.81] I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
[01:18.49] David Byrne:Excuse me, I've been researching indigenous music of Springfield
[01:22.40] and couldn't help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song.
[01:25.50] Carl:David Byrne?
[01:26.98] Moe:Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head.
[01:30.33] David Byrne:And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo
[01:33.71] Lenny:I thought that was Phillip Glass.
[01:35.39] David Byrne:Yeah, he wishes.
[01:37.12] Homer:Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It's already rewound.
[01:41.68] David Byrne:No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it.
[01:45.53] Homer:Fine.
[01:50.15] Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
[01:51.34] Homer:His name is Ned!
[01:52.48] Lenny and Carl:E-R-S,
[01:53.43] Homer:It's a stupid name!
[01:54.84] He's worse than Frankenstein
[01:57.60] Or Dr. No!
[01:59.31] David Byrne:You can't upset him even slightly,
[02:02.83] He just smiles and nods politely,
[02:04.63] Then goes home and worships nightly,
[02:06.82] His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
[02:10.53] Lenny and Carl:F-L-A,
[02:11.41] Homer:Don't yell at Ned!
[02:12.68] Lenny and Carl:D-E-R,
[02:13.85] Homer:His wife is dead!
[02:15.40] Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
[02:19.48] David Byrne:Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing,
[02:23.83] Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
[02:28.86] You don't have to move your feet,
[02:30.72] Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
[02:32.96] Homer and David Byrne:He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
[02:37.20] Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite left-handers,
[02:39.44] Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders
[02:42.30] Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
[02:46.66] Audience:F-L-A!
[02:47.42] Apu:His name is Ned!
[02:48.65] Audience:E-R-S!
[02:49.61] Apu:He is so white bread!
[02:50.98] Homer and Choir:The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!
[02:55.91] Reverend Lovejoy:Mass dismissed.
[02:59.23] DJ:We're halfway through our "Same Song Six-Pack"!
[03:02.43] Now, let's hear William Shatner's version of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!"
[03:06.81] Marge:Another cover? My God, let it die!
[03:12.89] William Shatner:Everybody...
[03:14.32] In the U.S...
[03:16.10] A...
[03:17.15] Hates...their...
[03:18.70] Stupid...neighbor...
[03:21.20] He's the Flanders...man...
[03:23.48] The Flanders, man...
[03:26.20] Flanders...
[03:28.10] Marge:I am so sick of that song!
[03:30.58] Homer:Oof, me, too! I've come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
[03:41.58] Homer:This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song.
[03:46.60] David Byrne:You won't think it's stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix!
[03:52.18] ?No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:53.60] ?Es un hombre estupido!
[03:56.43] ?No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:57.88] Marge:Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You'll slip on the Simoniz!
[04:00.63] David Byrne:Simoniz?
[04:05.68] Moe:Woah! Woah!
[04:07.10] David Byrne:Can you take me to the hospital?
[04:08.83] Moe:Yeah, no problem.
[00:00.79] Homer: Christmas in December!
[00:02.42] Wow, wow, wow!
[00:04.48] Give me tons of presents
[00:06.25] Now, now, now!
[00:08.32] Flanders: Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol?
[00:10.98] Homer: Maybe.
[00:11.68] Flanders: Well, the bible says it' s fun to do stuff together.
[00:14.90] There' s a stranger in the manger,
[00:15.75] And his name is love.
[00:17.22] Take it, Homer.
[00:18.46] Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus.
[00:23.32] Homer: Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits.
[00:28.43] Now beat it!
[00:30.59] Flanders: Why, thank you, Homer. It' s a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain.
[00:39.97] Homer: How' m I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and?
[00:45.35] Wait a minute.
[00:49.34] Everybody in the U. S. A.
[00:52.65] Hates their stupid neighbor,
[00:54.45] He' s Flanders and he' s really really lame.
[00:59.30] Flanders tried to wreck my song,
[01:01.11] His views on birth control are wrong.
[01:03.20] I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
[01:07.65] Homer, Lenny and Carl: FLANRDS!
[01:09.78] Homer: He' s the man that I hate best!
[01:11.81] I' d like to see his house go up in flames!
[01:18.49] David Byrne: Excuse me, I' ve been researching indigenous music of Springfield
[01:22.40] and couldn' t help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song.
[01:25.50] Carl: David Byrne?
[01:26.98] Moe: Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head.
[01:30.33] David Byrne: And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo
[01:33.71] Lenny: I thought that was Phillip Glass.
[01:35.39] David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes.
[01:37.12] Homer: Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It' s already rewound.
[01:41.68] David Byrne: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it.
[01:45.53] Homer: Fine.
[01:50.15] Lenny and Carl: FLA,
[01:51.34] Homer: His name is Ned!
[01:52.48] Lenny and Carl: ERS,
[01:53.43] Homer: It' s a stupid name!
[01:54.84] He' s worse than Frankenstein
[01:57.60] Or Dr. No!
[01:59.31] David Byrne: You can' t upset him even slightly,
[02:02.83] He just smiles and nods politely,
[02:04.63] Then goes home and worships nightly,
[02:06.82] His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
[02:10.53] Lenny and Carl: FLA,
[02:11.41] Homer: Don' t yell at Ned!
[02:12.68] Lenny and Carl: DER,
[02:13.85] Homer: His wife is dead!
[02:15.40] Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
[02:19.48] David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer' s joyous loathing,
[02:23.83] Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
[02:28.86] You don' t have to move your feet,
[02:30.72] Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
[02:32.96] Homer and David Byrne: He' s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
[02:37.20] Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite lefthanders,
[02:39.44] Then I doubt you' ll like Ned Flanders
[02:42.30] Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
[02:46.66] Audience: FLA!
[02:47.42] Apu: His name is Ned!
[02:48.65] Audience: ERS!
[02:49.61] Apu: He is so white bread!
[02:50.98] Homer and Choir: The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!
[02:55.91] Reverend Lovejoy: Mass dismissed.
[02:59.23] DJ: We' re halfway through our " Same Song SixPack"!
[03:02.43] Now, let' s hear William Shatner' s version of " Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!"
[03:06.81] Marge: Another cover? My God, let it die!
[03:12.89] William Shatner: Everybody...
[03:14.32] In the U. S...
[03:16.10] A...
[03:17.15] Hates... their...
[03:18.70] Stupid... neighbor...
[03:21.20] He' s the Flanders... man...
[03:23.48] The Flanders, man...
[03:26.20] Flanders...
[03:28.10] Marge: I am so sick of that song!
[03:30.58] Homer: Oof, me, too! I' ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
[03:41.58] Homer: This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song.
[03:46.60] David Byrne: You won' t think it' s stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix!
[03:52.18] ? No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:53.60] ? Es un hombre estupido!
[03:56.43] ? No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:57.88] Marge: Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You' ll slip on the Simoniz!
[04:00.63] David Byrne: Simoniz?
[04:05.68] Moe: Woah! Woah!
[04:07.10] David Byrne: Can you take me to the hospital?
[04:08.83] Moe: Yeah, no problem.
[00:00.79] Homer: Christmas in December!
[00:02.42] Wow, wow, wow!
[00:04.48] Give me tons of presents
[00:06.25] Now, now, now!
[00:08.32] Flanders: Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol?
[00:10.98] Homer: Maybe.
[00:11.68] Flanders: Well, the bible says it' s fun to do stuff together.
[00:14.90] There' s a stranger in the manger,
[00:15.75] And his name is love.
[00:17.22] Take it, Homer.
[00:18.46] Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus.
[00:23.32] Homer: Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits.
[00:28.43] Now beat it!
[00:30.59] Flanders: Why, thank you, Homer. It' s a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain.
[00:39.97] Homer: How' m I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and?
[00:45.35] Wait a minute.
[00:49.34] Everybody in the U. S. A.
[00:52.65] Hates their stupid neighbor,
[00:54.45] He' s Flanders and he' s really really lame.
[00:59.30] Flanders tried to wreck my song,
[01:01.11] His views on birth control are wrong.
[01:03.20] I hate his guts and Flanders is his name.
[01:07.65] Homer, Lenny and Carl: FLANRDS!
[01:09.78] Homer: He' s the man that I hate best!
[01:11.81] I' d like to see his house go up in flames!
[01:18.49] David Byrne: Excuse me, I' ve been researching indigenous music of Springfield
[01:22.40] and couldn' t help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song.
[01:25.50] Carl: David Byrne?
[01:26.98] Moe: Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head.
[01:30.33] David Byrne: And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo
[01:33.71] Lenny: I thought that was Phillip Glass.
[01:35.39] David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes.
[01:37.12] Homer: Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It' s already rewound.
[01:41.68] David Byrne: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it.
[01:45.53] Homer: Fine.
[01:50.15] Lenny and Carl: FLA,
[01:51.34] Homer: His name is Ned!
[01:52.48] Lenny and Carl: ERS,
[01:53.43] Homer: It' s a stupid name!
[01:54.84] He' s worse than Frankenstein
[01:57.60] Or Dr. No!
[01:59.31] David Byrne: You can' t upset him even slightly,
[02:02.83] He just smiles and nods politely,
[02:04.63] Then goes home and worships nightly,
[02:06.82] His Leftorium is an emporium of woe!
[02:10.53] Lenny and Carl: FLA,
[02:11.41] Homer: Don' t yell at Ned!
[02:12.68] Lenny and Carl: DER,
[02:13.85] Homer: His wife is dead!
[02:15.40] Everybody hates that stupid jerk!
[02:19.48] David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer' s joyous loathing,
[02:23.83] Filling clubs with angry Valentinos.
[02:28.86] You don' t have to move your feet,
[02:30.72] Just hate Flanders to the disco beat.
[02:32.96] Homer and David Byrne: He' s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
[02:37.20] Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite lefthanders,
[02:39.44] Then I doubt you' ll like Ned Flanders
[02:42.30] Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd.
[02:46.66] Audience: FLA!
[02:47.42] Apu: His name is Ned!
[02:48.65] Audience: ERS!
[02:49.61] Apu: He is so white bread!
[02:50.98] Homer and Choir: The smiling mustache geek who walks with God!
[02:55.91] Reverend Lovejoy: Mass dismissed.
[02:59.23] DJ: We' re halfway through our " Same Song SixPack"!
[03:02.43] Now, let' s hear William Shatner' s version of " Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!"
[03:06.81] Marge: Another cover? My God, let it die!
[03:12.89] William Shatner: Everybody...
[03:14.32] In the U. S...
[03:16.10] A...
[03:17.15] Hates... their...
[03:18.70] Stupid... neighbor...
[03:21.20] He' s the Flanders... man...
[03:23.48] The Flanders, man...
[03:26.20] Flanders...
[03:28.10] Marge: I am so sick of that song!
[03:30.58] Homer: Oof, me, too! I' ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels.
[03:41.58] Homer: This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song.
[03:46.60] David Byrne: You won' t think it' s stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix!
[03:52.18] ? No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:53.60] ? Es un hombre estupido!
[03:56.43] ? No nos gusta Flanders!
[03:57.88] Marge: Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You' ll slip on the Simoniz!
[04:00.63] David Byrne: Simoniz?
[04:05.68] Moe: Woah! Woah!
[04:07.10] David Byrne: Can you take me to the hospital?
[04:08.83] Moe: Yeah, no problem.
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