Song | everybody Hates Ned Flanders |
Artist | The Simpsons |
Album | The Simpsons: Testify |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.79] | Homer:Christmas in December! |
[00:02.42] | Wow, wow, wow! |
[00:04.48] | Give me tons of presents |
[00:06.25] | Now, now, now! |
[00:08.32] | Flanders:Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol? |
[00:10.98] | Homer:Maybe. |
[00:11.68] | Flanders:Well, the bible says it's fun to do stuff together. |
[00:14.90] | There's a stranger in the manger, |
[00:15.75] | And his name is love. |
[00:17.22] | Take it, Homer. |
[00:18.46] | Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus. |
[00:23.32] | Homer:Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits. |
[00:28.43] | Now beat it! |
[00:30.59] | Flanders:Why, thank you, Homer. It's a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain. |
[00:39.97] | Homer:How'm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—? |
[00:45.35] | Wait a minute. |
[00:49.34] | Everybody in the U.S.A. |
[00:52.65] | Hates their stupid neighbor, |
[00:54.45] | He's Flanders and he's really really lame. |
[00:59.30] | Flanders tried to wreck my song, |
[01:01.11] | His views on birth control are wrong. |
[01:03.20] | I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. |
[01:07.65] | Homer, Lenny and Carl:F-L-A-N-R-D-S! |
[01:09.78] | Homer:He's the man that I hate best! |
[01:11.81] | I'd like to see his house go up in flames! |
[01:18.49] | David Byrne:Excuse me, I've been researching indigenous music of Springfield |
[01:22.40] | and couldn't help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song. |
[01:25.50] | Carl:David Byrne? |
[01:26.98] | Moe:Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head. |
[01:30.33] | David Byrne:And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo |
[01:33.71] | Lenny:I thought that was Phillip Glass. |
[01:35.39] | David Byrne:Yeah, he wishes. |
[01:37.12] | Homer:Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It's already rewound. |
[01:41.68] | David Byrne:No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it. |
[01:45.53] | Homer:Fine. |
[01:50.15] | Lenny and Carl:F-L-A, |
[01:51.34] | Homer:His name is Ned! |
[01:52.48] | Lenny and Carl:E-R-S, |
[01:53.43] | Homer:It's a stupid name! |
[01:54.84] | He's worse than Frankenstein |
[01:57.60] | Or Dr. No! |
[01:59.31] | David Byrne:You can't upset him even slightly, |
[02:02.83] | He just smiles and nods politely, |
[02:04.63] | Then goes home and worships nightly, |
[02:06.82] | His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! |
[02:10.53] | Lenny and Carl:F-L-A, |
[02:11.41] | Homer:Don't yell at Ned! |
[02:12.68] | Lenny and Carl:D-E-R, |
[02:13.85] | Homer:His wife is dead! |
[02:15.40] | Everybody hates that stupid jerk! |
[02:19.48] | David Byrne:Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing, |
[02:23.83] | Filling clubs with angry Valentinos. |
[02:28.86] | You don't have to move your feet, |
[02:30.72] | Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. |
[02:32.96] | Homer and David Byrne:He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! |
[02:37.20] | Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite left-handers, |
[02:39.44] | Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders |
[02:42.30] | Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. |
[02:46.66] | Audience:F-L-A! |
[02:47.42] | Apu:His name is Ned! |
[02:48.65] | Audience:E-R-S! |
[02:49.61] | Apu:He is so white bread! |
[02:50.98] | Homer and Choir:The smiling mustache geek who walks with God! |
[02:55.91] | Reverend Lovejoy:Mass dismissed. |
[02:59.23] | DJ:We're halfway through our "Same Song Six-Pack"! |
[03:02.43] | Now, let's hear William Shatner's version of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!" |
[03:06.81] | Marge:Another cover? My God, let it die! |
[03:12.89] | William Shatner:Everybody... |
[03:14.32] | In the U.S... |
[03:16.10] | A... |
[03:17.15] | Hates...their... |
[03:18.70] | Stupid...neighbor... |
[03:21.20] | He's the Flanders...man... |
[03:23.48] | The Flanders, man... |
[03:26.20] | Flanders... |
[03:28.10] | Marge:I am so sick of that song! |
[03:30.58] | Homer:Oof, me, too! I've come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
[03:41.58] | Homer:This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song. |
[03:46.60] | David Byrne:You won't think it's stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix! |
[03:52.18] | ?No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:53.60] | ?Es un hombre estupido! |
[03:56.43] | ?No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:57.88] | Marge:Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You'll slip on the Simoniz! |
[04:00.63] | David Byrne:Simoniz? |
[04:05.68] | Moe:Woah! Woah! |
[04:07.10] | David Byrne:Can you take me to the hospital? |
[04:08.83] | Moe:Yeah, no problem. |
[00:00.79] | Homer: Christmas in December! |
[00:02.42] | Wow, wow, wow! |
[00:04.48] | Give me tons of presents |
[00:06.25] | Now, now, now! |
[00:08.32] | Flanders: Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol? |
[00:10.98] | Homer: Maybe. |
[00:11.68] | Flanders: Well, the bible says it' s fun to do stuff together. |
[00:14.90] | There' s a stranger in the manger, |
[00:15.75] | And his name is love. |
[00:17.22] | Take it, Homer. |
[00:18.46] | Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus. |
[00:23.32] | Homer: Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits. |
[00:28.43] | Now beat it! |
[00:30.59] | Flanders: Why, thank you, Homer. It' s a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain. |
[00:39.97] | Homer: How' m I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and? |
[00:45.35] | Wait a minute. |
[00:49.34] | Everybody in the U. S. A. |
[00:52.65] | Hates their stupid neighbor, |
[00:54.45] | He' s Flanders and he' s really really lame. |
[00:59.30] | Flanders tried to wreck my song, |
[01:01.11] | His views on birth control are wrong. |
[01:03.20] | I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. |
[01:07.65] | Homer, Lenny and Carl: FLANRDS! |
[01:09.78] | Homer: He' s the man that I hate best! |
[01:11.81] | I' d like to see his house go up in flames! |
[01:18.49] | David Byrne: Excuse me, I' ve been researching indigenous music of Springfield |
[01:22.40] | and couldn' t help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song. |
[01:25.50] | Carl: David Byrne? |
[01:26.98] | Moe: Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head. |
[01:30.33] | David Byrne: And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo |
[01:33.71] | Lenny: I thought that was Phillip Glass. |
[01:35.39] | David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes. |
[01:37.12] | Homer: Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It' s already rewound. |
[01:41.68] | David Byrne: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it. |
[01:45.53] | Homer: Fine. |
[01:50.15] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
[01:51.34] | Homer: His name is Ned! |
[01:52.48] | Lenny and Carl: ERS, |
[01:53.43] | Homer: It' s a stupid name! |
[01:54.84] | He' s worse than Frankenstein |
[01:57.60] | Or Dr. No! |
[01:59.31] | David Byrne: You can' t upset him even slightly, |
[02:02.83] | He just smiles and nods politely, |
[02:04.63] | Then goes home and worships nightly, |
[02:06.82] | His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! |
[02:10.53] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
[02:11.41] | Homer: Don' t yell at Ned! |
[02:12.68] | Lenny and Carl: DER, |
[02:13.85] | Homer: His wife is dead! |
[02:15.40] | Everybody hates that stupid jerk! |
[02:19.48] | David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer' s joyous loathing, |
[02:23.83] | Filling clubs with angry Valentinos. |
[02:28.86] | You don' t have to move your feet, |
[02:30.72] | Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. |
[02:32.96] | Homer and David Byrne: He' s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! |
[02:37.20] | Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite lefthanders, |
[02:39.44] | Then I doubt you' ll like Ned Flanders |
[02:42.30] | Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. |
[02:46.66] | Audience: FLA! |
[02:47.42] | Apu: His name is Ned! |
[02:48.65] | Audience: ERS! |
[02:49.61] | Apu: He is so white bread! |
[02:50.98] | Homer and Choir: The smiling mustache geek who walks with God! |
[02:55.91] | Reverend Lovejoy: Mass dismissed. |
[02:59.23] | DJ: We' re halfway through our " Same Song SixPack"! |
[03:02.43] | Now, let' s hear William Shatner' s version of " Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!" |
[03:06.81] | Marge: Another cover? My God, let it die! |
[03:12.89] | William Shatner: Everybody... |
[03:14.32] | In the U. S... |
[03:16.10] | A... |
[03:17.15] | Hates... their... |
[03:18.70] | Stupid... neighbor... |
[03:21.20] | He' s the Flanders... man... |
[03:23.48] | The Flanders, man... |
[03:26.20] | Flanders... |
[03:28.10] | Marge: I am so sick of that song! |
[03:30.58] | Homer: Oof, me, too! I' ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
[03:41.58] | Homer: This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song. |
[03:46.60] | David Byrne: You won' t think it' s stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix! |
[03:52.18] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:53.60] | ? Es un hombre estupido! |
[03:56.43] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:57.88] | Marge: Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You' ll slip on the Simoniz! |
[04:00.63] | David Byrne: Simoniz? |
[04:05.68] | Moe: Woah! Woah! |
[04:07.10] | David Byrne: Can you take me to the hospital? |
[04:08.83] | Moe: Yeah, no problem. |
[00:00.79] | Homer: Christmas in December! |
[00:02.42] | Wow, wow, wow! |
[00:04.48] | Give me tons of presents |
[00:06.25] | Now, now, now! |
[00:08.32] | Flanders: Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol? |
[00:10.98] | Homer: Maybe. |
[00:11.68] | Flanders: Well, the bible says it' s fun to do stuff together. |
[00:14.90] | There' s a stranger in the manger, |
[00:15.75] | And his name is love. |
[00:17.22] | Take it, Homer. |
[00:18.46] | Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus. |
[00:23.32] | Homer: Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits. |
[00:28.43] | Now beat it! |
[00:30.59] | Flanders: Why, thank you, Homer. It' s a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain. |
[00:39.97] | Homer: How' m I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and? |
[00:45.35] | Wait a minute. |
[00:49.34] | Everybody in the U. S. A. |
[00:52.65] | Hates their stupid neighbor, |
[00:54.45] | He' s Flanders and he' s really really lame. |
[00:59.30] | Flanders tried to wreck my song, |
[01:01.11] | His views on birth control are wrong. |
[01:03.20] | I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. |
[01:07.65] | Homer, Lenny and Carl: FLANRDS! |
[01:09.78] | Homer: He' s the man that I hate best! |
[01:11.81] | I' d like to see his house go up in flames! |
[01:18.49] | David Byrne: Excuse me, I' ve been researching indigenous music of Springfield |
[01:22.40] | and couldn' t help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song. |
[01:25.50] | Carl: David Byrne? |
[01:26.98] | Moe: Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head. |
[01:30.33] | David Byrne: And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo |
[01:33.71] | Lenny: I thought that was Phillip Glass. |
[01:35.39] | David Byrne: Yeah, he wishes. |
[01:37.12] | Homer: Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It' s already rewound. |
[01:41.68] | David Byrne: No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it. |
[01:45.53] | Homer: Fine. |
[01:50.15] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
[01:51.34] | Homer: His name is Ned! |
[01:52.48] | Lenny and Carl: ERS, |
[01:53.43] | Homer: It' s a stupid name! |
[01:54.84] | He' s worse than Frankenstein |
[01:57.60] | Or Dr. No! |
[01:59.31] | David Byrne: You can' t upset him even slightly, |
[02:02.83] | He just smiles and nods politely, |
[02:04.63] | Then goes home and worships nightly, |
[02:06.82] | His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! |
[02:10.53] | Lenny and Carl: FLA, |
[02:11.41] | Homer: Don' t yell at Ned! |
[02:12.68] | Lenny and Carl: DER, |
[02:13.85] | Homer: His wife is dead! |
[02:15.40] | Everybody hates that stupid jerk! |
[02:19.48] | David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer' s joyous loathing, |
[02:23.83] | Filling clubs with angry Valentinos. |
[02:28.86] | You don' t have to move your feet, |
[02:30.72] | Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. |
[02:32.96] | Homer and David Byrne: He' s your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! |
[02:37.20] | Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite lefthanders, |
[02:39.44] | Then I doubt you' ll like Ned Flanders |
[02:42.30] | Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. |
[02:46.66] | Audience: FLA! |
[02:47.42] | Apu: His name is Ned! |
[02:48.65] | Audience: ERS! |
[02:49.61] | Apu: He is so white bread! |
[02:50.98] | Homer and Choir: The smiling mustache geek who walks with God! |
[02:55.91] | Reverend Lovejoy: Mass dismissed. |
[02:59.23] | DJ: We' re halfway through our " Same Song SixPack"! |
[03:02.43] | Now, let' s hear William Shatner' s version of " Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!" |
[03:06.81] | Marge: Another cover? My God, let it die! |
[03:12.89] | William Shatner: Everybody... |
[03:14.32] | In the U. S... |
[03:16.10] | A... |
[03:17.15] | Hates... their... |
[03:18.70] | Stupid... neighbor... |
[03:21.20] | He' s the Flanders... man... |
[03:23.48] | The Flanders, man... |
[03:26.20] | Flanders... |
[03:28.10] | Marge: I am so sick of that song! |
[03:30.58] | Homer: Oof, me, too! I' ve come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
[03:41.58] | Homer: This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song. |
[03:46.60] | David Byrne: You won' t think it' s stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix! |
[03:52.18] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:53.60] | ? Es un hombre estupido! |
[03:56.43] | ? No nos gusta Flanders! |
[03:57.88] | Marge: Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You' ll slip on the Simoniz! |
[04:00.63] | David Byrne: Simoniz? |
[04:05.68] | Moe: Woah! Woah! |
[04:07.10] | David Byrne: Can you take me to the hospital? |
[04:08.83] | Moe: Yeah, no problem. |