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Reverend Lovejoy:While our organist is on a much needed vacation, |
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we thought we'd try something new. |
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So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant! |
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Lisa:Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica? |
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Marge:I think it is. |
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Flanders:Electric guitars in church? Oh, my gosh, the dropouts must've overpowered the Reverend. |
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Rachel Jordan:This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. A dude named God. |
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Flanders:Oh. |
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Rachel Jordan:In a motel room in Delacroix, |
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I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy, |
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And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took. |
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Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor, |
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And opened up a dresser drawer, |
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Lookin' for a bottle, |
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But instead I found a book. |
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Lenny:She's talkin' about the bible. |
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Carl:So? She's good-lookin', shut up. |
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Lenny:You shut up. |
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Rachel Jordan:A book about a man, |
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A book about the dude who lives above, |
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A book about a man, |
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Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love. |
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Now, if you think He doesn't care, |
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Or maybe that He isn't there, |
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It's not too late |
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To see how wrong you are. |
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So when your soul has gone astray, |
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Just let God be your Triple-A, |
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He'll tow you to salvation |
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And He'll overhaul your heart. |
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A book about a man, |
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A book about the dude who lives above, |
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A book about a man, |
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Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love. |