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I had an itch I had to scratch |
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A match to make and a fish to catch |
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I got stung by a blue-bottle brush |
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I had a red-nettle rash |
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Cat o' nine tails upon my neck and back |
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I called the pot and the kettle back |
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But I wiped a clean slate I came clean |
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Chorus : I'm afraid I'll have to call |
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The whole thing off now |
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I'm afraid I'll have to nip you in the bud |
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I have Jesus calling me. |
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Blood on my thighs and milk on my knees |
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Sign out front says vacancies |
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There is a bed we can fill |
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But there ain't a kiss or a caress that don't make me ill |
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Yes it makes me ill, it's a PLEASURE, etc. |
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Chorus |
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Loveless love oh loveless love |
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Loveless love oh loveless love |
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I wiped a clean slate I came clean |
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Final chorus : I'm afraid I'll have to call |
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The whole thing off now |
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I'm afraid I'll have to disconnect your line |
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I have Jesus calling me |