| Song | Ex-Girlfriend Club |
| Artist | Television Personalities |
| Album | My Dark Places |
| 作词 : Treacy | |
| Hi | |
| Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club | |
| Have you met Allison, Emily, Christine, Daniella | |
| You said you give me a-attack | |
| I got no style | |
| I'm strictly words | |
| Me got no style | |
| Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club | |
| Help yourself to the salad bar | |
| I'm in a corner how am I gonna do it | |
| Don't know what else I can do | |
| Rub a dub Rub a dub dub | |
| Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club | |
| Have you met Deirdre, Dorothy, Esmorada | |
| I said you give me a-attack | |
| You wonder why I act like a fool | |
| Because you treat me like one | |
| You're not home | |
| Oh I see how it is | |
| Oh each one to one | |
| Why don't you say it to my face | |
| My face turns pale when I get your emails | |
| You know where I live! | |
| You know where I live! | |
| Oh it's me with my tail between my legs? | |
| Sorry! | |
| So you give me a- attack | |
| Me got no style | |
| I'm strictly words | |
| Oh then stop wanking | |
| Hi, Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club | |
| How many ways could I express my love for you? | |
| I should've given her a good slap! | |
| Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club | |
| Running around town with my head held down | |
| No feelings in my hands | |
| You're a bit too young to understand | |
| Don't be fooled by looks! | |
| I'm still daddy from the block | |
| What time is it? | |
| Now I can't love | |
| We can still remember can't we | |
| I got an email today from puff daddy | |
| He likes how I sing | |
| Maybe I should get a tattoo some bling bling! | |
| So you give me a- attack | |
| Rub a dub Rub a dub dub | |
| Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club | |
| Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club | |
| All aboard | |
| Have a nice day, I'm gradually turning gay | |
| Welcome to my ex-girlfriend club... |
| zuò cí : Treacy | |
| Hi | |
| Welcome to my exgirlfriend club | |
| Have you met Allison, Emily, Christine, Daniella | |
| You said you give me aattack | |
| I got no style | |
| I' m strictly words | |
| Me got no style | |
| Welcome to my exgirlfriend club | |
| Help yourself to the salad bar | |
| I' m in a corner how am I gonna do it | |
| Don' t know what else I can do | |
| Rub a dub Rub a dub dub | |
| Welcome to my exgirlfriend club | |
| Have you met Deirdre, Dorothy, Esmorada | |
| I said you give me aattack | |
| You wonder why I act like a fool | |
| Because you treat me like one | |
| You' re not home | |
| Oh I see how it is | |
| Oh each one to one | |
| Why don' t you say it to my face | |
| My face turns pale when I get your emails | |
| You know where I live! | |
| You know where I live! | |
| Oh it' s me with my tail between my legs? | |
| Sorry! | |
| So you give me a attack | |
| Me got no style | |
| I' m strictly words | |
| Oh then stop wanking | |
| Hi, Welcome to my exgirlfriend club | |
| How many ways could I express my love for you? | |
| I should' ve given her a good slap! | |
| Welcome to my exgirlfriend club | |
| Running around town with my head held down | |
| No feelings in my hands | |
| You' re a bit too young to understand | |
| Don' t be fooled by looks! | |
| I' m still daddy from the block | |
| What time is it? | |
| Now I can' t love | |
| We can still remember can' t we | |
| I got an email today from puff daddy | |
| He likes how I sing | |
| Maybe I should get a tattoo some bling bling! | |
| So you give me a attack | |
| Rub a dub Rub a dub dub | |
| Welcome to my exgirlfriend club | |
| Welcome to my exgirlfriend club | |
| All aboard | |
| Have a nice day, I' m gradually turning gay | |
| Welcome to my exgirlfriend club... |