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(heaton/rotheray) |
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Here he comes - mother's pride |
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With the first ever satchel she bought him swinging by his side |
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Here he comes mother's pride |
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With a headful of 'get your laces tied' and 'woe betide' |
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With a year's supply of sandwiches and fairy cakes |
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That she provides for him to eat at dinner breaks |
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It's no surprise at all, at ad the friends he makes |
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His stomach aches |
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He's mother's pride |
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He's presentable, well looked after |
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He's domestically disastrous |
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He's adorable - mother's pride |
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Here he comes - father's pride |
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With a head filled up with devil dogs and genocide |
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Here he comes - father's pride |
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He's showing all the kids his tickets for ringside |
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He'll always roam the yard looking for a fight |
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He'll pick on all the kids who're twice his height |
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He's the reason dinner ladies toss and turn at night |
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Teacher's blight - father's pride |
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He's the image of his dad |
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Mickey mouse meets jack the lad |
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He's never sad - father's pride |
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Here he comes mother's pride |
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Here he comes father's pride |
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Here he comes mother's pride |
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Father's pride |
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His mother's pride |
