| Song | My Book |
| Artist | The Beautiful South |
| Album | Carry on up the Charts: The Best of the Beautiful South |
| [00:00.91] | Artist：beautiful south |
| [00:02.16] | Songs Title：my book |
| [00:04.16] | |
| [00:08.73] | This is my life and this is how it reads |
| [00:12.01] | For every chapter, a thousand memories |
| [00:14.32] | A murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds |
| [00:16.94] | |
| [00:17.57] | A fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease |
| [00:19.94] | |
| [00:20.63] | Diary entry 9th of may 62 |
| [00:22.44] | |
| [00:23.20] | Weve had some ugly babies but none were quite like you |
| [00:26.57] | |
| [00:27.26] | Diary entry 62 end of may |
| [00:28.41] | |
| [00:30.60] | It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay |
| [00:33.66] | Theyre here to stay, theyre here to stay |
| [00:37.48] | |
| [00:40.31] | If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking |
| [00:43.06] | Im a failure |
| [00:44.68] | |
| [00:45.25] | You are, you are |
| [00:46.87] | And if I seem half-hearted, its because Im broken hearted |
| [00:49.93] | And Im a failure |
| [00:51.43] | You are, you are, you are （I am） |
| [00:54.87] | You are, you are, you are （I am） |
| [00:58.05] | |
| [01:03.63] | This is my life and this is how it reads |
| [01:05.93] | |
| [01:06.87] | A documentary that nobody believes |
| [01:08.63] | |
| [01:09.50] | Albert steptoe in gone with the breeze |
| [01:12.13] | |
| [01:13.00] | Mother played by peter beardsley, father by john cleese |
| [01:15.63] | Diary entry 68 end of the year |
| [01:17.74] | |
| [01:19.25] | A cardboard apollo 6 has given the all clear |
| [01:22.12] | 11th december 68 captains log |
| [01:23.63] | |
| [01:24.25] | Proposed trip to mars is cancelled due to fog |
| [01:27.88] | |
| [01:28.68] | Its due to fog, its due to fog |
| [01:31.93] | |
| [01:34.88] | If my lips start smiling and my knees start a-knocking |
| [01:37.87] | Im a failure |
| [01:38.68] | |
| [01:39.62] | You are, you are |
| [01:41.31] | And if I seem half-hearted, its because Im broken hearted |
| [01:44.13] | And Im a failure |
| [01:45.25] | |
| [01:46.56] | You are, you are, you are （I am） |
| [01:49.93] | You are, you are, you are （I am） |
| [01:53.12] | |
| [01:58.63] | This is the play, it was I who wrote the script |
| [02:01.38] | Terry meets june in tales from the crypt |
| [02:03.49] | |
| [02:04.31] | It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped |
| [02:08.00] | They later found him scolding a banana |
| [02:09.88] | |
| [02:10.43] | Diary entry 10th of april 89 |
| [02:12.25] | |
| [02:12.75] | The world is going mad but me Im doing fine |
| [02:16.68] | |
| [02:19.93] | Im doing fine |
| [02:20.69] | |
| [02:23.31] | Back to bed, back to reality |
| [02:25.40] | |
| [02:47.39] | Just fine. |
| [00:00.91] | Artist: beautiful south |
| [00:02.16] | Songs Title: my book |
| [00:04.16] | |
| [00:08.73] | This is my life and this is how it reads |
| [00:12.01] | For every chapter, a thousand memories |
| [00:14.32] | A murder, a mystery where everybody bleeds |
| [00:16.94] | |
| [00:17.57] | A fantasy, a thriller with romance and disease |
| [00:19.94] | |
| [00:20.63] | Diary entry 9th of may 62 |
| [00:22.44] | |
| [00:23.20] | Weve had some ugly babies but none were quite like you |
| [00:26.57] | |
| [00:27.26] | Diary entry 62 end of may |
| [00:28.41] | |
| [00:30.60] | It looks as if the nose and chin are definitely here to stay |
| [00:33.66] | Theyre here to stay, theyre here to stay |
| [00:37.48] | |
| [00:40.31] | If my lips start smiling and my knees start aknocking |
| [00:43.06] | Im a failure |
| [00:44.68] | |
| [00:45.25] | You are, you are |
| [00:46.87] | And if I seem halfhearted, its because Im broken hearted |
| [00:49.93] | And Im a failure |
| [00:51.43] | You are, you are, you are I am |
| [00:54.87] | You are, you are, you are I am |
| [00:58.05] | |
| [01:03.63] | This is my life and this is how it reads |
| [01:05.93] | |
| [01:06.87] | A documentary that nobody believes |
| [01:08.63] | |
| [01:09.50] | Albert steptoe in gone with the breeze |
| [01:12.13] | |
| [01:13.00] | Mother played by peter beardsley, father by john cleese |
| [01:15.63] | Diary entry 68 end of the year |
| [01:17.74] | |
| [01:19.25] | A cardboard apollo 6 has given the all clear |
| [01:22.12] | 11th december 68 captains log |
| [01:23.63] | |
| [01:24.25] | Proposed trip to mars is cancelled due to fog |
| [01:27.88] | |
| [01:28.68] | Its due to fog, its due to fog |
| [01:31.93] | |
| [01:34.88] | If my lips start smiling and my knees start aknocking |
| [01:37.87] | Im a failure |
| [01:38.68] | |
| [01:39.62] | You are, you are |
| [01:41.31] | And if I seem halfhearted, its because Im broken hearted |
| [01:44.13] | And Im a failure |
| [01:45.25] | |
| [01:46.56] | You are, you are, you are I am |
| [01:49.93] | You are, you are, you are I am |
| [01:53.12] | |
| [01:58.63] | This is the play, it was I who wrote the script |
| [02:01.38] | Terry meets june in tales from the crypt |
| [02:03.49] | |
| [02:04.31] | It was going to be a film but the camera person slipped |
| [02:08.00] | They later found him scolding a banana |
| [02:09.88] | |
| [02:10.43] | Diary entry 10th of april 89 |
| [02:12.25] | |
| [02:12.75] | The world is going mad but me Im doing fine |
| [02:16.68] | |
| [02:19.93] | Im doing fine |
| [02:20.69] | |
| [02:23.31] | Back to bed, back to reality |
| [02:25.40] | |
| [02:47.39] | Just fine. |