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We've come a long way from the cave |
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What, you started to shave? |
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Now we know just how to behave |
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Since chivalry decided to bathe |
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And as the skirts we wore were increasingly high |
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Till the hem was just a cloud in the sky |
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And the chat up lines got increasingly fly |
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As the truth bought a suit and a tie |
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The cat loves the mouse |
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The mouse loves the cheese |
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The bees love the birds |
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The birds love those bees |
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The bee loves that honey |
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So honey please |
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Why are we so different to these? |
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So when I'm old and I'm grey |
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You know you already are |
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When I'm overweight |
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You know you already are |
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If I've overstayed my welcome by a day |
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Just feel free to say |
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You know I already have |
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And as the skirts we wore were increasingly high |
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Till the hem was just a cloud in the sky |
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And the chat up lines got increasingly fly |
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As the truth bought a suit and a tie |
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The cat chases bird |
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To the top of the tree |
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The dog chases postman |
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To the end of the street |
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The postman he chases |
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Every girl that he meets |
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So why are we so different to these? |
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I've been your bird, I've been your bitch |
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I've been whatever B you ever wished |
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I've been your cat, I've been your chick |
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I've been which ever C you thought to pick |
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I've been your bat, I've been your cow |
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I've been whichever B and C that you'd allow |
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I've been your dog, your dragon and your duck |
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I've been whatever D you thought was cool to fuck |
