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Motorway food is the worst in the world, |
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You've never eaten food like you've eaten on the motorway. |
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Motorway food is the worst in the world, |
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The coffee tastes weak and the cakes taste stale |
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And gasoline fumes are the worst to inhale, |
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Your stomach rolls over and your face turns pale. |
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Oh, that motorway livin', |
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Ain't it a thrill to be so free, yeh. |
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Riding down the motorway, |
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Got to charge up my batteries, |
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Rest my seat, rest my eyes, |
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So tired, tired of livin', tired of livin' this motorway livin'. |
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Motorway tea is warm and wet, |
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The rain is a pouring and it's four in the morning, |
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And it's all I can get. |
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You've never seen loos like motorway loos, |
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Thousands of people passing through, |
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It's enough to put you off of your motorway food. |
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Oh that motorway living, |
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Ain't it a thrill to be so free, yeh. |
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Got to get away from |
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Cats eyes, cold meat pies, |
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Thousand on raft, cold French fries |
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So tired, tired of livin', tired of livin' this motorway livin'. |
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Motorway food is invariably fried, |
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It keeps me and feeds me and helps me survive. |
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Oh that motorway, ain't it a thrill to be so free, yeh, |
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Riding down the motorway, cats eyes, cold meat pies |
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Thousand on raft, cold French fries, |
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So tired, tired of livin', tired of livin' this motorway livin'. |
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Motorway food is the worst in the world, |
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You'll never eat food like you've eaten on the motorway. |
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Motorway food is the worst in the world. |
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My stomach's upset and I don't feel well, |
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Gotta get my head down, stop for a while in a motorway hotel. |
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Mama oh mama, my dear Suzi too, |
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This motorway message is sent just for you. |
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My headache's improved but my back really hurts, |
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I never thought I'd travel so far to work. |
