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You think we look pretty good together |
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You think my shoes are made of leather |
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But I'm a substitute for another guy |
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I look pretty tall but my heels are high |
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The simple things you see are all complicated |
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I look pretty young, but |
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I'm just back-dated, yeah |
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Substitute your lies for fact |
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I can see right through your plastic mac |
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I look all white, but my dad was black |
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My fine looking suit is really made out of sack |
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I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth |
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The north side of my town faced east, and the east was facing south |
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And now you dare to look me in the eye |
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Those crocodile tears are what you cry |
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It's a genuine problem, you won't try |
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To work it out at all you just pass it by, pass it by |
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Substitute me for him |
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Substitute my coke for gin |
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Substitute you for my mum |
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At least I'll get my washing done |