| Song | Stoned Airlines |
| Artist | Spliff |
| Album | Spliff Radio Show |
| Dee Jay: | |
| "Planning a Jamaican Getaway? | |
| Fly stoned! Our stoned-attendants will see that you arrive with a load | |
| Stoned Airlines to Jamaica! Fly above the clouds and arrive with | |
| A headful of steam when you get there, and save money with our | |
| Special economy-flights, only 29.95! | |
| Don't take a boat to Jamaica! | |
| Jah wants you to fly!" |