Benjamin's Giant Onion Lyrics

	作曲 : Bathos, Bowkett
	In Beeding-on-Wold a sight to behold
	Is Benjamins overgrown onion plant
	It’s taken him years and gallons of tears
	Producing an onion so grand
	Some men sail across the ocean in a tug
	Risk life and limb for no one
	Some men bounce around in spacesuits on the moon
	But Ben grows onions instead
	Come rain or come shine he spends all his time
	And energy nursing his pride and joy
	The lady next door can’t stand any more
	It’s driving her out of the neighbourhood
	Now Ben’s life is ruled by onions (What a shame!)
	His clothes they reek of fertiliser
	All his family are leaving (Fancy that!)
	But Ben is blind to it all
	Take care my friends the onion doesn’t get you in the end
	Take heed from Ben onions sent him right round the bend
	Take care my friends the onion doesn’t get you in the end
	(Be very very careful)
	Take heed from Ben onions sent him right round the bend
	Benjamins’ days are happy they say
	His onions grow down on the funny farm Come rain or come shine he spends all his time
	And energy nursing his pride and joy
	Now he’s lost in conversation with his friends
	All alone in the greenhouse
	And Doctors say “Quite frankly he’s insane!”
	Just then the onions arose ........

	zuo qu : Bathos, Bowkett
	In BeedingonWold a sight to behold
	Is Benjamins overgrown onion plant
	It' s taken him years and gallons of tears
	Producing an onion so grand
	Some men sail across the ocean in a tug
	Risk life and limb for no one
	Some men bounce around in spacesuits on the moon
	But Ben grows onions instead
	Come rain or come shine he spends all his time
	And energy nursing his pride and joy
	The lady next door can' t stand any more
	It' s driving her out of the neighbourhood
	Now Ben' s life is ruled by onions What a shame!
	His clothes they reek of fertiliser
	All his family are leaving Fancy that!
	But Ben is blind to it all
	Take care my friends the onion doesn' t get you in the end
	Take heed from Ben onions sent him right round the bend
	Take care my friends the onion doesn' t get you in the end
	Be very very careful
	Take heed from Ben onions sent him right round the bend
	Benjamins' days are happy they say
	His onions grow down on the funny farm Come rain or come shine he spends all his time
	And energy nursing his pride and joy
	Now he' s lost in conversation with his friends
	All alone in the greenhouse
	And Doctors say " Quite frankly he' s insane!"
	Just then the onions arose ........

	zuò qǔ : Bathos, Bowkett
	In BeedingonWold a sight to behold
	Is Benjamins overgrown onion plant
	It' s taken him years and gallons of tears
	Producing an onion so grand
	Some men sail across the ocean in a tug
	Risk life and limb for no one
	Some men bounce around in spacesuits on the moon
	But Ben grows onions instead
	Come rain or come shine he spends all his time
	And energy nursing his pride and joy
	The lady next door can' t stand any more
	It' s driving her out of the neighbourhood
	Now Ben' s life is ruled by onions What a shame!
	His clothes they reek of fertiliser
	All his family are leaving Fancy that!
	But Ben is blind to it all
	Take care my friends the onion doesn' t get you in the end
	Take heed from Ben onions sent him right round the bend
	Take care my friends the onion doesn' t get you in the end
	Be very very careful
	Take heed from Ben onions sent him right round the bend
	Benjamins' days are happy they say
	His onions grow down on the funny farm Come rain or come shine he spends all his time
	And energy nursing his pride and joy
	Now he' s lost in conversation with his friends
	All alone in the greenhouse
	And Doctors say " Quite frankly he' s insane!"
	Just then the onions arose ........

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