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{Ladies and |
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Gentlemen, |
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Hobos and |
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TrampsCross eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants |
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I'm here before you to stand behind you |
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To tell you something, |
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I know nothing about |
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Next Thursday which is |
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Good Friday |
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There's a women's meetin' for men only |
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Free admission, pay at the door |
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Pull up a chair and sit on the floor} |
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It's a long crawl back to the garden |
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So, get me off my hands and knees' |
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Cause the church keeps spittin' me out |
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Now, we all know where they're comin' from |
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We just don't know, where they're goin' |
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I am a Christian, |
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I am a Buddha |
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Hare Krishna, |
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I am a Jew |
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I am Satan, have |
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Zen within me |
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I have Jesus, |
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I am human |
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We got the same guy every time |
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In a brand new, clever disguise |
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So, before you go and make up your mind |
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If Christ came knockin' on your door |
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Dressed up like the |
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Devil, would ya let him in? |
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Would ya let him in? |
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Would ya let him in? |
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Would ya let him in? |
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I hope this ain't the wrong direction' |
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Cause it all feels exactly the same |
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And it's gonna get me where |
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I'm goingSo enjoy the ride and don't get hooked |
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All the same temptations |
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I am a Christian, |
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I am a Buddha |
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Hare Krishna, |
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I am a Jew |
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I am Satan, have |
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Zen within me |
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I have Jesus, |
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I am a human |
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I am a Hindu, |
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I am a Sikh |
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I am a Muslim, |
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I am a Atheist |
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I have Satan, |
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I am a Christian |
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I am a Buddha, |
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I am a human, human, |
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I am human |
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I am human, human, human, human |