| [00:00.00] | |
| [00:06.02] | Oh...しんでしまうとはなさけない! |
| [00:10.19] | 3.2.1...×××!! |
| [00:11.53] | |
| [00:12.96] | 作詞:じーざすP(WONDERFUL★OPPORTUNITY!) |
| [00:14.31] | 作曲:じーざすP(WONDERFUL★OPPORTUNITY!) |
| [00:15.72] | 編曲:じーざすP(WONDERFUL★OPPORTUNITY!) |
| [00:17.05] | 唄:ゆいこんぬ&あやぽんず* |
| [00:19.76] | |
| [00:22.52] | 「王!」 |
| [00:23.52] | 「なに?」 |
| [00:24.02] | 「HELP!」 |
| [00:24.50] | 「何事じゃ」 |
| [00:25.40] | 「ひぃ、姫がさらわれましたぁ」 |
| [00:27.77] | 「勇者は?」 |
| [00:28.90] | 「いません」 |
| [00:29.47] | 「うーん、そうだ!かくなる上はお前が勇者だ」 |
| [00:32.06] | |
| [00:32.21] | 設定崩壊‥!! |
| [00:33.54] | |
| [00:33.60] | 「さぁ、その宝箱の中身とこのなけなしの金で旅立って仲間を探して化けもん倒して‥」 |
| [00:37.84] | |
| [00:37.90] | (‥適当じゃねえか) |
| [00:39.29] | |
| [00:39.35] | 「とにかく困ったら町の人々に話しかけようぜ? |
| [00:41.89] | ボスとか全然倒せる!倒せる!マ・ジ・デ!」 |
| [00:44.50] | |
| [00:44.63] | いばって いばって いばって 当然 |
| [00:47.38] | だって実際に一番偉いから |
| [00:50.32] | 人ごとみたくいってくれるぜ |
| [00:52.93] | まったくもって上から目線すぎるぜ‥ |
| [00:55.68] | 経験値 経験値 経験値 積んで |
| [00:58.47] | もっと屈強な仲間探したまえ! |
| [01:01.28] | てゆうか私は一兵卒です |
| [01:04.16] | 有給休暇がデリート!デリート! |
| [01:06.72] | |
| [01:06.84] | 「そなたがラスボスを倒してくる日を楽しみにまっておるぞぃ!」 |
| [01:12.04] | |
| [01:12.41] | 世界平和を取り戻す為、 |
| [01:15.02] | お国の平和を守る為、 |
| [01:17.72] | 一番後ろで指揮をとります |
| [01:20.63] | そなたの経験値を伝えましょう |
| [01:23.40] | あなたの為に 世界の為に |
| [01:26.15] | 戦う僕らの愛国心 |
| [01:28.93] | 仲間も死んで絶滅寸前 |
| [01:31.65] | やっぱりレベルが足りねえ‥orz |
| [01:34.53] | |
| [01:37.17] | 「あなたのパーティーは全滅しました。おお、神様よ!アーメン」 |
| [01:59.07] | |
| [02:10.13] | おお!しんでしまうとはなさけない! |
| [02:12.92] | さすればそなたにもういちど、きかいをあたえよう! |
| [02:15.37] | 「王様っ」 |
| [02:16.48] | 「なんですか」 |
| [02:16.97] | 「もう無理です。」 |
| [02:18.42] | 「ええ~!弱音を吐くとはもっとなさけなああああい!」 |
| [02:21.29] | |
| [02:21.34] | 経済力、軍事力ともに申し分ない我が国は当然、 |
| [02:24.03] | 優秀な人材も潤沢 |
| [02:25.59] | 人望アツいね |
| [02:26.95] | ただ、1つ慢性的な問題は国家元首の奔放さ |
| [02:29.80] | よくいえば無垢、悪く言えば‥O・BA・KA |
| [02:32.10] | |
| [02:32.16] | 正真正銘 全人類は 戦闘民族 |
| [02:36.56] | いわずもがな(OK?) |
| [02:37.74] | 協調性や、順応性が重要なんて |
| [02:41.82] | 浮世はクソゲーか?! |
| [02:43.20] | |
| [02:43.25] | 次のレベルになるには |
| [02:45.79] | あと1000ポイントのけいけんが |
| [02:48.64] | さらにはもっと自己主張が必要じゃな |
| [02:52.57] | くじけるな OK? |
| [02:54.20] | |
| [02:54.32] | テリッサ ボロッソ ザンシ パロント |
| [02:57.10] | 魔法使いも 使いもんになってきたが、 |
| [03:00.12] | 余裕しゃくしゃくうすら笑いで |
| [03:02.54] | ごたくばっかならべてしゃくに触るぜ‥ |
| [03:05.36] | ホリット ホリット ホリット ばっか |
| [03:08.18] | 僧侶はホリットばっかで バカなの? |
| [03:11.02] | 王のアタシを眠らすなんて |
| [03:13.59] | アンタラ一体何様?さては謀反か? |
| [03:16.38] | |
| [03:16.56] | 「僕は勇者じゃありません。むしろ王が勇者だと思いまーす!」 |
| [03:21.72] | |
| [03:21.89] | 世界平和を取り戻す為、 |
| [03:24.71] | お国の平和を守る為、 |
| [03:27.45] | 最前線に身を投じませ |
| [03:30.34] | 支持率アップは目に見えた!(オイコラ) |
| [03:33.02] | 権益の為 お金の為に |
| [03:35.87] | 戦う王様 何をみる |
| [03:38.59] | 近衛もひん死 絶滅寸前 |
| [03:41.29] | しんでしまうとはなさけない! |
| [03:43.84] | |
| [03:44.07] | 世界平和を取り戻す為、 |
| [03:46.75] | あなたの笑顔を守る為、 |
| [03:49.53] | 魔王軍関連情報を |
| [03:52.30] | 命からがらにかき集め |
| [03:55.12] | 今日も今日とて鎮座している |
| [03:57.89] | まことの勇者を待っている |
| [04:00.68] | 他力本願ではありません |
| [04:03.25] | わしらじゃやつらにゃかなわねえ:; |
| [04:06.00] |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [00:06.02] | Oh...! |
| [00:10.19] | 3. 2. 1...!! |
| [00:11.53] | |
| [00:12.96] | zuo ci: P WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY! |
| [00:14.31] | zuo qu: P WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY! |
| [00:15.72] | bian qu: P WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY! |
| [00:17.05] | bei: |
| [00:19.76] | |
| [00:22.52] | wang! |
| [00:23.52] | ? |
| [00:24.02] | HELP! |
| [00:24.50] | he shi |
| [00:25.40] | ji |
| [00:27.77] | yong zhe? |
| [00:28.90] | |
| [00:29.47] | ! shang qian yong zhe |
| [00:32.06] | |
| [00:32.21] | she ding beng huai!! |
| [00:33.54] | |
| [00:33.60] | bao xiang zhong shen jin lv li zhong jian tan hua dao |
| [00:37.84] | |
| [00:37.90] | shi dang |
| [00:39.29] | |
| [00:39.35] | kun ting ren hua? |
| [00:41.89] | quan ran dao! dao!! |
| [00:44.50] | |
| [00:44.63] | dang ran |
| [00:47.38] | shi ji yi fan wei |
| [00:50.32] | ren |
| [00:52.93] | shang mu xian |
| [00:55.68] | jing yan zhi jing yan zhi jing yan zhi ji |
| [00:58.47] | qu qiang zhong jian tan! |
| [01:01.28] | si yi bing zu |
| [01:04.16] | you gei xiu xia!! |
| [01:06.72] | |
| [01:06.84] | dao ri le! |
| [01:12.04] | |
| [01:12.41] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
| [01:15.02] | guo ping he shou wei |
| [01:17.72] | yi fan hou zhi hui |
| [01:20.63] | jing yan zhi chuan |
| [01:23.40] | wei shi jie wei |
| [01:26.15] | zhan pu ai guo xin |
| [01:28.93] | zhong jian si jue mie cun qian |
| [01:31.65] | zu orz |
| [01:34.53] | |
| [01:37.17] | quan mie. shen yang! |
| [01:59.07] | |
| [02:10.13] | !! |
| [02:12.92] | ! |
| [02:15.37] | wang yang |
| [02:16.48] | |
| [02:16.97] | wu li. |
| [02:18.42] | ! ruo yin tu! |
| [02:21.29] | |
| [02:21.34] | jing ji li jun shi li shen fen wo guo dang ran |
| [02:24.03] | you xiu ren cai run ze |
| [02:25.59] | ren wang |
| [02:26.95] | 1 man xing de wen ti guo jia yuan shou ben fang |
| [02:29.80] | wu gou e yan O BA KA |
| [02:32.10] | |
| [02:32.16] | zheng zhen zheng ming quan ren lei zhan dou min zu |
| [02:36.56] | OK? |
| [02:37.74] | xie diao xing shun ying xing zhong yao |
| [02:41.82] | fu shi?! |
| [02:43.20] | |
| [02:43.25] | ci |
| [02:45.79] | 1000 |
| [02:48.64] | zi ji zhu zhang bi yao |
| [02:52.57] | OK? |
| [02:54.20] | |
| [02:54.32] | |
| [02:57.10] | mo fa shi shi |
| [03:00.12] | yu yu xiao |
| [03:02.54] | chu |
| [03:05.36] | |
| [03:08.18] | seng lv ? |
| [03:11.02] | wang mian |
| [03:13.59] | yi ti he yang? mou fan? |
| [03:16.38] | |
| [03:16.56] | pu yong zhe. wang yong zhe si! |
| [03:21.72] | |
| [03:21.89] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
| [03:24.71] | guo ping he shou wei |
| [03:27.45] | zui qian xian shen tou |
| [03:30.34] | zhi chi lv mu jian! |
| [03:33.02] | quan yi wei jin wei |
| [03:35.87] | zhan wang yang he |
| [03:38.59] | jin wei si jue mie cun qian |
| [03:41.29] | ! |
| [03:43.84] | |
| [03:44.07] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
| [03:46.75] | xiao yan shou wei |
| [03:49.53] | mo wang jun guan lian qing bao |
| [03:52.30] | ming ji |
| [03:55.12] | jin ri jin ri zhen zuo |
| [03:57.89] | yong zhe dai |
| [04:00.68] | ta li ben yuan |
| [04:03.25] | : |
| [04:06.00] |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [00:06.02] | Oh...! |
| [00:10.19] | 3. 2. 1...!! |
| [00:11.53] | |
| [00:12.96] | zuò cí: P WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY! |
| [00:14.31] | zuò qǔ: P WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY! |
| [00:15.72] | biān qū: P WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY! |
| [00:17.05] | bei: |
| [00:19.76] | |
| [00:22.52] | wáng! |
| [00:23.52] | ? |
| [00:24.02] | HELP! |
| [00:24.50] | hé shì |
| [00:25.40] | jī |
| [00:27.77] | yǒng zhě? |
| [00:28.90] | |
| [00:29.47] | ! shàng qián yǒng zhě |
| [00:32.06] | |
| [00:32.21] | shè dìng bēng huài!! |
| [00:33.54] | |
| [00:33.60] | bǎo xiāng zhōng shēn jīn lǚ lì zhòng jiān tàn huà dào |
| [00:37.84] | |
| [00:37.90] | shì dāng |
| [00:39.29] | |
| [00:39.35] | kùn tīng rén huà? |
| [00:41.89] | quán rán dào! dào!! |
| [00:44.50] | |
| [00:44.63] | dāng rán |
| [00:47.38] | shí jì yī fān wěi |
| [00:50.32] | rén |
| [00:52.93] | shàng mù xiàn |
| [00:55.68] | jīng yǎn zhí jīng yǎn zhí jīng yǎn zhí jī |
| [00:58.47] | qū qiáng zhòng jiān tàn! |
| [01:01.28] | sī yī bīng zú |
| [01:04.16] | yǒu gěi xiū xiá!! |
| [01:06.72] | |
| [01:06.84] | dào rì lè! |
| [01:12.04] | |
| [01:12.41] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
| [01:15.02] | guó píng hé shǒu wèi |
| [01:17.72] | yī fān hòu zhǐ huī |
| [01:20.63] | jīng yǎn zhí chuán |
| [01:23.40] | wèi shì jiè wèi |
| [01:26.15] | zhàn pú ài guó xīn |
| [01:28.93] | zhòng jiān sǐ jué miè cùn qián |
| [01:31.65] | zú orz |
| [01:34.53] | |
| [01:37.17] | quán miè. shén yàng! |
| [01:59.07] | |
| [02:10.13] | !! |
| [02:12.92] | ! |
| [02:15.37] | wáng yàng |
| [02:16.48] | |
| [02:16.97] | wú lǐ. |
| [02:18.42] | ! ruò yīn tǔ! |
| [02:21.29] | |
| [02:21.34] | jīng jì lì jūn shì lì shēn fēn wǒ guó dāng rán |
| [02:24.03] | yōu xiù rén cái rùn zé |
| [02:25.59] | rén wàng |
| [02:26.95] | 1 màn xìng de wèn tí guó jiā yuán shǒu bēn fàng |
| [02:29.80] | wú gòu è yán O BA KA |
| [02:32.10] | |
| [02:32.16] | zhèng zhēn zhèng míng quán rén lèi zhàn dòu mín zú |
| [02:36.56] | OK? |
| [02:37.74] | xié diào xìng shùn yīng xìng zhòng yào |
| [02:41.82] | fú shì?! |
| [02:43.20] | |
| [02:43.25] | cì |
| [02:45.79] | 1000 |
| [02:48.64] | zì jǐ zhǔ zhāng bì yào |
| [02:52.57] | OK? |
| [02:54.20] | |
| [02:54.32] | |
| [02:57.10] | mó fǎ shǐ shǐ |
| [03:00.12] | yú yù xiào |
| [03:02.54] | chù |
| [03:05.36] | |
| [03:08.18] | sēng lǚ ? |
| [03:11.02] | wáng mián |
| [03:13.59] | yī tǐ hé yàng? móu fǎn? |
| [03:16.38] | |
| [03:16.56] | pú yǒng zhě. wáng yǒng zhě sī! |
| [03:21.72] | |
| [03:21.89] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
| [03:24.71] | guó píng hé shǒu wèi |
| [03:27.45] | zuì qián xiàn shēn tóu |
| [03:30.34] | zhī chí lǜ mù jiàn! |
| [03:33.02] | quán yì wèi jīn wèi |
| [03:35.87] | zhàn wáng yàng hé |
| [03:38.59] | jìn wèi sǐ jué miè cùn qián |
| [03:41.29] | ! |
| [03:43.84] | |
| [03:44.07] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
| [03:46.75] | xiào yán shǒu wèi |
| [03:49.53] | mó wáng jūn guān lián qíng bào |
| [03:52.30] | mìng jí |
| [03:55.12] | jīn rì jīn rì zhèn zuò |
| [03:57.89] | yǒng zhě dài |
| [04:00.68] | tā lì běn yuàn |
| [04:03.25] | : |
| [04:06.00] |