| Song | Beautiful, Unlike You and I |
| Artist | SNFU |
| Album | The Last of the Big Time Suspenders |
| 作词 : SNFU | |
| When you walked into the room | |
| I couldn't keep my eye's off you | |
| It wasn't because you were beautiful | |
| But because you were ugly like me | |
| Yes, there was an attraction | |
| We had something in common | |
| When you licked those cold sores on your lips | |
| I knew I had been blessed | |
| Oh life is beautiful, unlike you and I | |
| Oh how I longed to press my zits against your zits | |
| Or rub my scabs upon your scabs | |
| When you walked over and bit my hand | |
| I knew we would share and everlasting case of leprosy | |
| Now we live together in our infected state | |
| Oh so full of love and oh so free from hate | |
| And you've just given birth to a two headed baby boy | |
| Finally someone to call our won |
| zuò cí : SNFU | |
| When you walked into the room | |
| I couldn' t keep my eye' s off you | |
| It wasn' t because you were beautiful | |
| But because you were ugly like me | |
| Yes, there was an attraction | |
| We had something in common | |
| When you licked those cold sores on your lips | |
| I knew I had been blessed | |
| Oh life is beautiful, unlike you and I | |
| Oh how I longed to press my zits against your zits | |
| Or rub my scabs upon your scabs | |
| When you walked over and bit my hand | |
| I knew we would share and everlasting case of leprosy | |
| Now we live together in our infected state | |
| Oh so full of love and oh so free from hate | |
| And you' ve just given birth to a two headed baby boy | |
| Finally someone to call our won |