| (difford/tilbrook) | |
| I have no reason to lie to her | |
| I've been a pig | |
| I'm a coward out of character | |
| Here's what i did | |
| I stole money from out of her purse | |
| Then i got drunk | |
| And just to make matters worse | |
| I then fell in love | |
| Is it too late to unload that gun | |
| Is it too late to change her mind | |
| Is it too late to kick me in the teeth | |
| Is it too late, knock them down my throat | |
| Hope i choke on them forever this time | |
| Is it too late, is it too late, is it too late | |
| Now my cards are all on the table | |
| My fish is cooked | |
| Now someone else has rocked my cradle | |
| Funeral's been booked | |
| I feel so rotten to have done this | |
| But now it's been done | |
| And drink was my only accomplice | |
| And we fell in love | |
| I have no reason to lie again | |
| Once is enough | |
| I played my best hand and lost the game | |
| Losing is tough | |
| I barked and wagged my tail in the air | |
| I got off the lead | |
| I had all the fun of the fair | |
| That i'll ever need |