| Song | O. M. W. |
| Artist | Screeching Weasel |
| Album | Screeching Weasel |
| 作词 : Screeching Weasel | |
| I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| that is truly what I'd really like to be. | |
| 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| then everyone would be in love with me. | |
| (spoken) | |
| Oscar Meyer weiners | |
| come get your hotdogs | |
| ah, their made with all | |
| this shit from a cow that | |
| nobody wants, like mucous | |
| and marrow and eyeballs | |
| and bile, and all that crap | |
| that really makes them taste | |
| so damn, really fucking good. | |
| I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| that is truly what I'd really like to be. | |
| 'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| then everyone would be in love with me. |
| zuò cí : Screeching Weasel | |
| I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| that is truly what I' d really like to be. | |
| ' Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| then everyone would be in love with me. | |
| spoken | |
| Oscar Meyer weiners | |
| come get your hotdogs | |
| ah, their made with all | |
| this shit from a cow that | |
| nobody wants, like mucous | |
| and marrow and eyeballs | |
| and bile, and all that crap | |
| that really makes them taste | |
| so damn, really fucking good. | |
| I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| that is truly what I' d really like to be. | |
| ' Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner | |
| then everyone would be in love with me. |