| Song | This Ain't Hawaii |
| Artist | Screeching Weasel |
| Album | Boogadaboogadaboogada! |
| 作词 : Weasel | |
| The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis | |
| The guys are struttig proudly showing off their weenies | |
| Top 40 garbage spewing expensive radios | |
| As they primp their pampered bodies | |
| And put schnozzguard on their nose | |
| This ain't hawaii (x4) | |
| Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies | |
| There's more money on this beach than all the tea in china | |
| Thie girls all look like | |
| Nancy Drew, the boys like | |
| Jim McMahon | |
| And their fat, white, ugly parents look like | |
| Morey Amsterdam | |
| This ain't hawaii (x4) | |
| In droves they hit the beach in | |
| Porches and | |
| FerrarisThe sun has cooked their brain they're on a surf safari | |
| The Lake is full of creepy snobs, | |
| I stare to get annoyed | |
| This isn't | |
| Honolulu, this is | |
| IllinoisThey're surfing in | |
| Wilmette |
| zuò cí : Weasel | |
| The girls are on the beach in their string bikinis | |
| The guys are struttig proudly showing off their weenies | |
| Top 40 garbage spewing expensive radios | |
| As they primp their pampered bodies | |
| And put schnozzguard on their nose | |
| This ain' t hawaii x4 | |
| Prep school blondes and musclemen with perfect heinies | |
| There' s more money on this beach than all the tea in china | |
| Thie girls all look like | |
| Nancy Drew, the boys like | |
| Jim McMahon | |
| And their fat, white, ugly parents look like | |
| Morey Amsterdam | |
| This ain' t hawaii x4 | |
| In droves they hit the beach in | |
| Porches and | |
| FerrarisThe sun has cooked their brain they' re on a surf safari | |
| The Lake is full of creepy snobs, | |
| I stare to get annoyed | |
| This isn' t | |
| Honolulu, this is | |
| IllinoisThey' re surfing in | |
| Wilmette |