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Well, my son asked me today, "Is this another Vietnam?" |
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I said, "Son, you know it's, well it's, no it's, |
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Hmm, go ask your mom." |
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It brought back such precious memories |
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Of my days in business school |
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My favorite stool |
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Then my wife said, "Hey, I'm worried |
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'cause they're starting to deploy." |
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I said, "Honey, don't be silly, |
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We'll send someone else's boy." |
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'Cause we all make sacrifices |
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And in a war, that's what the poor |
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People are for |
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I said fight on for freedom's sake |
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'Long as I don't shake and bake |
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Chickenhawk - Call me a Chickenhawk |
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Chickenhawk - proud to be a Chickenhawk |
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A loyal arm chair jock |
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Let's check that Lockheed stock |
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I didn't walk the walk, but I can talk the talk |
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Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawwwwk! |
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Just because you might have seen some action |
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There on the front line |
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Don't insult the guys who served their country |
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Here on the back nine |
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I was gung ho for gunnin' Ho |
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But I just had other priorities |
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Like feeling more at ease |
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I said bomb them to hell, but I'd |
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Rather not be Kentucky fried |
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Chickenhawk - Call me a Chickenhawk |
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Chickenhawk - proud to be a Chickenhawk |
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Watch while I bring democ- |
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Racy to all Iraq |
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I didn't walk the walk, but I can talk the talk |
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Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawwwwk! |
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Why did the chicken cross the road, well I'll tell ya, Pard |
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The chicken crossed the road to join |
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The Texas Air National Guard |
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Roll call! |
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Bush - Bawk! |
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Card - Bawk! |
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Rove - Bawk! |
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Ashcroft - Bawk! |
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Rumsfeld - Bawk! |
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Wolfowitz - Bawk! |
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Perle - Bawk! |
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Cheney - Go Bawk yourself! |
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O'Reilly, Hannity, Hume - Bawk bawk bawk! |
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Bennet, Kristol, Lim-Bawk! |
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Hastert, Gingrich, Lott, Delay - Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk... |
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Chickenhawk - Call me a ChickenHAWK! |
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Chickenhawk - proud to be a ChickenHAWK! |
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Watch while I bring de-MAWK! |
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Racy to all I-RAWK! |
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I didn't walk the walk, but I can talk the talk |
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Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawwwwk! |
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Let me make this perfectly clear |
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The BAWK stops here |
