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Hello, N.S.A. |
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I just called you to say |
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I love you because you |
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Really listen |
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When I'm on the phone |
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Now I never feel alone |
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'Cause you're out there with your headphones |
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And you really listen |
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Hush now, don't say a word |
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It's enough to know my words are being heard |
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And we're fighting freedom here at home so we don't have to fight it over there |
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Now, my own sweet Marie never listens to me |
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Not my brother or even my Mama |
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But when they're on the line, I know you hear me whine |
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Take that, Osama! |
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Won't you please tell Condoleezza |
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I ordered extra cheese |
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And I love her 'cause she's out there |
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Here's how I know: |
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Not a stain on a dress |
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But a leak nonetheless |
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Tells me so |
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So, hello, N.S.A...men |
