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Don't pick up |
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Hitchhiker |
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Joe He'll slit your throat |
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And cut off your big toe, |
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I tell you |
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He'll make you smile |
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From ear to ear |
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Gonna lock you in a trunk |
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For ninety-nine years |
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Don't do it now |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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I had a cousin who came from |
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Vermont Next thing |
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I know, that cousin was gone |
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Truck driver saw him picking up |
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Hitchhiker |
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Joe Now his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers grow |
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Don't pick up |
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Hitchhiker |
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Joe He'll slit your throat |
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And cut off your big toe, |
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I tell you |
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He'll make you smile |
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From ear to ear |
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Gonna lock you in a trunk |
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For ninety-nine years |
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Don't do it now |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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My best friend |
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Eddie called from |
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L.A. Said we'd have dinner later that day |
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I've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunch |
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My poor friend |
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Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunch |
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Don't pick up |
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Hitchhiker |
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Joe He'll slit your throat |
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And cut off your big toe, |
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I tell you |
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He'll make you smile |
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From ear to ear |
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Gonna lock you in a trunk |
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For ninety-nine years |
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Don't do it now |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Hitchhiker |
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Joe ain't no vegetarian |
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If you see him on the highway |
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Steer clear of him |
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He got a knife in his sock |
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And a razor up his sleeve |
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And a chainsaw in his pack |
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And he's gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeah |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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My girfriend |
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Lois called from |
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Talahassee |
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She picked up that dude at the |
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Spam factory |
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That was the last time that |
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I saw her smile |
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My best advice is don't eat |
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Spam for a while |
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Don't pick up |
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Hitchhiker |
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Joe He'll slit your throat |
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And cut off your big toe, |
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I tell you |
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He'll make you smile |
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From ear to ear |
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Gonna lock you in a trunk |
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For ninety-nine years |
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Don't do it now |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Bom, bom, bom, bom |
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Don't pick up (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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Hitchhiker |
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Joe (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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He'll slit your throat (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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And cut off your big toe |
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He'll make you smile (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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From ear to ear (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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Gonna lock you in a trunk (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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For ninety-nine years |
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Don't do it now |
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Don't pick up |
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Hitchhiker |
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Joe (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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He'll slit your throat (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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And cut off your big toe (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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He'll make you smile (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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From ear to ear (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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Gonna lock you in a trunk (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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For ninety-na-na-na-na-na-na-na now (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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Do-ooh-ooh-n't (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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Pick up (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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Hitchhiker (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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He got to cut off your big, your big, your big (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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He'll make you smile (Bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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From ear to ear (Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom) |
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Gonna lock you |