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My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser |
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In the women's bathroom at the oceanside bus station |
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A constipated woman barged in on me and said |
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"eeek! a boy! get out before i call queer nation!" |
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But the police did arrive |
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And they said, "what's with this guy? |
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He's been watching these women pee |
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Doin' a study like he's doctor leakey |
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Just to learn about love" |
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But i want to learn about love |
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Yeah i want to learn about love |
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Yeah i want to learn about love |
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Can you show me today? |
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Well i walked into the adult bookstore |
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And my heart was beating louder than the drums at the tip of zimbabwe |
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They never taught me nothin' 'bout this in catholic school |
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They only said if i was bad, i would incur the wrath of mr. yahweh |
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But the bodies were uncurled |
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And they screamed and moaned and hurled |
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And the boys was dressed as girls |
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And the women got splashed with pearls |
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And they said it was love |
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But i want to learn about love |
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Yeah i want to learn about love |
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Yeah i want to learn about love |
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Can you show me today? |
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Well i cruised the red light zone |
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But i still felt all alone |
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And i turned a nasty trick |
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And i drank till i got sick |
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I'm sick, i'm so sick, i'm so sick |
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Well i watched oprah the other day |
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There were some mothers on the show that decided to screw their daughters' boyfriends |
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The daughters were mad, and the boyfriends were glad |
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Because they got an education by burnin' the candle at both ends |
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Oprah's dress was canary yellow |
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And i think that she fancied that fellow |
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And the crotch in his corduroys bulged |
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And the truth it was soon divulged |
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When they taught us 'bout love |
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But i want to learn about love |
