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If you wanna start a band |
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We flew NY to LA left unpaid on the plane on the pavement with jetlag oh |
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Did you hire a PA, no. Lost in tears on the strip this ain't no glamour trip oh |
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Missed a nightflight from Rome oh you don't wanna talk about that but you are gonna rock the boat |
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Champagne in the speakers oh but that wasn't us coz we were drinking Prosecco |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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In the music biz is this how it is? |
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If you wanna start a band listen to this |
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You drive us over to Hammersmith give our disk a quick flick. I'm sorry I can't hear the hits |
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Wanna listen to my BS? No! But the millions keep planned to spend on your new fake band |
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Give us our 12 thousand euros now! Not at the label or home, hundred missed calls on your telephone |
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Tell you Johnny Depp remixed us you smile in delight and say he's definitely hype |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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In the music biz is this how it is? |
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If you wanna start a band listen to this |
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Dress up as robots in Soho hid outside the BBC to plug our cd to a DJ |
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Do you wanna be on my show yeah! We chuck glitter in your eyes and pull out lasers, open fire! |
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Stalk the journos round Reading we got tagged in your mag as Britains worst band |
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Absolutely no talent, the most unsuccessful duo the UK has never known yeah |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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In the music biz is this how it is? |
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If you wanna start a band listen to this |
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If you wanna start a band listen to this |
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If you wanna start a band listen to this |
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If you wanna start a band |
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If you wanna start a band |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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In the music biz is this how it is? |
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If you wanna start a band listen to this |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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We're in the music biz, it this how it is? |
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In the music biz is this how it is? |
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If you wanna start a band listen to this |
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If you wanna start a band listen to this |
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If you wanna start a band listen to this |
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Boring, you're shit, boring |
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Get off! Yeah get off! |
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You're rubbish! |
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Off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off, off |
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Rubbish! |