| Song | I Was a Teenage Hand Model |
| Artist | Queens of the Stone Age |
| Album | Queens of the Stone Age |
| Cozied up to the toilet, face stuck to the floor | |
| I met expectations that I was trying to ignore | |
| Jobe had such patience I wonder, what's that like | |
| A hundred thousand million, that's what you like | |
| So I was thinkin' | |
| So these cities are sprouting like a spit in the eye | |
| And this world isn't waiting, it's just passing me by | |
| I just peak in the window lookin' inside | |
| The butchers got a fork in your face but I'm standing alive | |
| And I was singin' |