| Song | I Hate London |
| Artist | Paddy Goes to Holyhead |
| Album | Hooray |
| When I woke up early in the morning | |
| First I smelled your awful breath rightin the air | |
| Mr. Johnson bought a new umbrella | |
| Feeding old fat doves down Pickpocketdilly Square | |
| All along the pond they call a river | |
| With all that crowded traffic at your side | |
| Won′t you come along with me to Soho? | |
| There′s a crack goin′ on in the criminal bars tonight | |
| [chorus:] | |
| Uh - I hate London, Uh - I feel so sick | |
| Uh - See me running, Uh - I never come back | |
| Mr. Joyce disappeared for positive poems | |
| Mr. Wilde was dying down in France | |
| This is not a place for better weather | |
| This is not a stage for unemployed reggae-bands | |
| [chorus] | |
| There′s no need to stay a little bit longer | |
| There′s no reason there′s none to compare | |
| A buskers heart is dying by the dockside | |
| Goodbye Lady Rubbish I don′t care | |
| [chorus] |
| When I woke up early in the morning | |
| First I smelled your awful breath rightin the air | |
| Mr. Johnson bought a new umbrella | |
| Feeding old fat doves down Pickpocketdilly Square | |
| All along the pond they call a river | |
| With all that crowded traffic at your side | |
| Won t you come along with me to Soho? | |
| There s a crack goin on in the criminal bars tonight | |
| chorus: | |
| Uh I hate London, Uh I feel so sick | |
| Uh See me running, Uh I never come back | |
| Mr. Joyce disappeared for positive poems | |
| Mr. Wilde was dying down in France | |
| This is not a place for better weather | |
| This is not a stage for unemployed reggaebands | |
| chorus | |
| There s no need to stay a little bit longer | |
| There s no reason there s none to compare | |
| A buskers heart is dying by the dockside | |
| Goodbye Lady Rubbish I don t care | |
| chorus |